Things you dont want to hear over the Star Destroyer PA

[Jake Durron 23]

Oh Bane, you're sick.... :twisted: I like it

Edited April 18, 2008 by Makia Durron

[Winters 0]

I can honestly see Imperial Officers looking at each other, trying to get others to do it... Officers pushing each other forward... Stormtroopers just looking around, as if nothing was happening...

[Andy 60]

All edging their way towards the other end of the Star Destroyer :p

[Drake 53]

Then Darth Vader grumbling and grabbing the sponge.

[TheUnknown 39]

"Attention crew, Palpatine is requesting a sponge bath"

That's worse than my idea of Palpatine being a nude conga line dancer.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

what about Palpy the Pole Dancer? :p

[Jake Durron 23]

I think I just threw up a little

[Darth Bane 0]

Now thats just wrong

[Andy 60]

Yes, because the sponge bath ideas was perfectly acceptable. :p

[Darth Bane 0]

:lol: No the sponge bath was equealy disgusting

[Darth Bane 0]

"Attention crew, if you looks to your right you will see hundreds of rebel troops, of you look to yor left you'll see hundreds of Yuuzhan Vong ships that somehow got here years before they should have......oh and our sheilds are down.......on the bright side Palpatine will die with us"

[Andy 60]

"...on the downside he would like a sponge bath before he dies."

[Bad furday 57]

"Attention...someone has just jettisoned all available sponges out the airlock. Therefore, The Emperor's sponge bath will have to be done by hand !"

:wail:

[Darth Bane 0]

Now that truly is one of the most diturbing images I ever had :barf:

[Bad furday 57]

I win! :p

[Andy 60]

"Luckily we have a Wookiee on board, so we can use his fur as rags" :p

[Darth Bane 0]

"Un luckely that wookie will rip your arms off"

[Andy 60]

"Luckily you are all armed with blasters, so you can shoot it first." :p

[Darth Bane 0]

"Un luckely if you kill teh wookie your reward is to be Palpatines personal sponge bath giver for the rest of your life"

[Andy 60]

"Luckily, this isn't very long as we're about to die anyways" :p

[Darth Bane 0]

"Un luckily you have to do it in the after life as well"

[Rogue 4]

*Holds up Bane's arm and declares him the victor!* :p

[Andy 60]

Wow. I hath been beaten.

[Ender 8]

"And now... crewmembers... for your weekly moral-building seminar... Michael Bolton!"

[Winters 0]

*massive amounts of blasters going off*

(Yes, everyone killed themselves)