People/Things to Send on a One-Way Trip to the Sun's Center

[Drake 53]

I learned how to make explosives from Fight Club. :D

[chozen 1]

You finaly saw that film?

[CorSec 5]

I'd send off pens that are out of ink....Damn those pens..

[Rogue 4]

I'm with you, CorSec! Twi has started to give me pens for special occasions because my penmate pens keep running out of ink! (went through 4 today...)

[CorSec 5]

And Send off Robot Pets...making their little barking noises in the middle of the night!!!

[Rogue 4]

Yes! Kill the Furbys! They've allied with the meatballs, methinks.

[CorSec 5]

Send off staplers too! There EVIL I tell you!!

[Princess 35]

I actually got sodium hydroxide on my hand once. It burned for a while even after I washed my hands.

[CorSec 5]

ouchness

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Isn't that in soap?

Send off the penalty box...I've spent far too long in there this winter..

[Ana 15]

Send off the TV execs who schedule shows at bad times!

[Princess 35]

Isn't that in soap?

Send off the penalty box...I've spent far too long in there this winter..

And let me guess... you were innocent every time? (I have a hockey player brother... trust me I know)

[Drake 53]

Hahahaha...the poor guy in Fight Club was burned with that stuff.

[chozen 1]

Yeah that was soooooo funny...

[CorSec 5]

Send of Broken CD Cases...there plotting my doom I tell you

[Tsl 7]

Me

[CorSec 5]

Uhh....Why would we want to send you the suns center? I mean..GI I can understand why... hehe

[Princess 35]

JS Gigguire

[Princess 35]

Send insomnia!!

[TheUnknown 39]

That hateful old German bith who's the secretary for the Political Science and International Affairs Department.

[Eldar Galadhon 0]

My computer, every copy of Battlefield Earth (book & movie), politicians

( ), Wild Ranch Cheetos (discusting!)

[chozen 1]

a cute little bunny rabbit

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

science fair

[Roethlisberger 0]

CHER!!!! Damn you to hell!

There is this Simpson Halloween episode where there are a bunch of people who everyone hates heading toward the sun here is a list:

Benjamin Robinson: Hmmm. I wonder why we waited until planet-wide apocalypse

Ross Perot: Founded the Reform Party and ran for President on with a

plain-talking, if simplistic, campaign. Toward the end, though, he wigged

out and accused Bush of planning to disrupt his daughter's wedding, quit

the race, only to try to rejoin it later. Now considered a marginal player

even in his own party.

Dr. Laura Schlessenger: Talk show host who hands out blunt life advice to

callers. Probably the only moralist to have nude photos of herself posted

to the internet (by her ex-husband).

Spike Lee: Outspoken movie director. A New York Knicks fan, he sits on

the sidelines and heckles the opposing team. At least one of the Knicks'

opponents credits Lee with inspiring them to rally to victory. With fans

like that ...

Dan Quayle: George Bush's vice-president. Considered an intellectual

lightweight, he was often the fodder du jour for comedians and humor

columnists. (someone once likened his intelligence to that of plankton.) In

real life he isn't that dumb, but does suffer from foot-in-mouth disease an

awful lot.

Courtney Love: Loose-cannon singer for Hole. She sucks. She was a jerk to Kurt Cobain. If I were married to her, I'd kill myself too.

Tonya Harding: Olympic skater implicated in a plot to club her rival Nancy

Kerrigan (who was no prize-winning personality herself) on the knee, giving

Harding a sure slot on the 1996 Olympic team. Messy lawsuits followed,

with the upshot being that Harding was allowed to compete along with

Kerrigan. The soap opera dominated coverage (in the United States, at

least) of the games that year. On the other hand, I notice that

considerably more media attention is paid to figure skating now than in the

pre-Harding era. There is no such thing as bad publicity.

Al Sharpton: Activist and trouble-maker, defending the black community

from racism wherever it exists -- and wherever it doesn't.

Rosie O'Donnell: Talk show host. Her show broke with the Oprah/Jerry

Springer mold for daytime talk shows, instead harking back to the days of

Dinah Shore. Although popular, her relentless sunny, perky nature can be

grating in the long run.

TOM ARNOLD: comedian who is probably best

known as the former husband of comedian Roseanne Barr/Arnold/whatever the

hell she's calling herself this week. After what many considered a

brilliant breakthrough part in Ah-Nohld's TRUE LIES, Mr. Arnold disgraced

himself with a number of bombs including "McHale's Navy" and "The Stupids".

At least Tom, who voiced himself in this episode, is man enough to laugh at

the treatment the writers gave him! [he's appeared on horrible

commercials for WebTV.]

PAULY SHORE: ex MTV veejay who parlayed his fame into a number of brainless excruciating "comedies" like BIO-DOME, JURY DUTY, SON-IN-LAW and IN THE

ARMY NOW, as well as a failed FOX sitcom. Hopefully Mr. Shore will keep

his promise that he will not make another film ever again, or we WILL fire

him from a cannon into the sun! [People say Shore "will probably become

the most-despised person in America once Saddam Hussein and Osama kick the bucket."]

Benjamin Robinson: This sounds like it would make a great party game. Just

ask your guests, "What celebrity would you like to send hurtling into the

sun?"

[CorSec 5]

There is this Simpson Halloween episode where there are a bunch of people who everyone hates heading toward the sun

Ha...I saw that one...hilarious...