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Maybe it's how they keep Freud alive, but psychologists have a real knack for turning anything into a dirty joke.

Spilling my dinner in front of the elevator put the last nail in the coffin of my sanity. I'll take that thorazine drip now.

Steve Jobs crashed Twitter...

Apparently 2.5 hours of sleep + 30 ounces of coffee + a mostly empty stomach = a nearly lethal combination.

I look like a crazy old lady in my curlers...

I look like a crazy old lady in my curlers...

MOFFFFAAAAAAT!!!!

If guns were legal on campus, this moron's subwoofers would have 9 smoking holes in them.

I've been rather lonely for some reason... And any girl I like is taken, pour quois?!

Ever get the urge to do Darwinian demonstrations of why jay-walking is dangerous?

I swear this wind is trying to blow the house down.

needs coffee at home

needs coffee at home

is no longer exhausted

is exhausted.............

‎"#Planking is one of those things where you either got it or you don't. I don't, but I'm SO EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT!"

In this ground-breaking, career-making paper I'm reading, the author says (essentially) "We're using crappy examples because they were easy to find." FAIL.

wants a Blu-Ray player

*pouts* I want more Harry!! :(

Going to a wedding today, and will be talking to my parents about my own...

I must confess, I am displaying addictive behavior patterns regarding this book I'm reading...

Maybe if I stay on gb long enough my paper will write itself.

is learning Turkish

Does he have to just SIT there outside my window playing that same jingle???

Oh God. That ice cream truck is back,