Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Drake 53]

I think your ego is beyond repair. :p

[CorSec 5]

Beyond repair this!

*leaps out window*

[Sticks 1]

You...uh...already tried that once today, luv

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

hmm. my apartment neads cleaning to.... oh well. too lazy.

[CorSec 5]

*continues falling*

[Sticks 1]

I'm sure there's plenty of guys here to help ya ;)

[Sticks 1]

*ignores CorSec*

that pity trap wont work on me :p

[CorSec 5]

What pity trap? I'm only ending my meaningless existence

*KERSPLAT*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

come to think of it, Gen got me Ewan for my birthday....

*goes digging through closets*

[Sticks 1]

Ooohh...he's sexy...*sighs*

And now that I'm free...maybe you can lend him to me? :p

[Drake 53]

He's probably starved and soiled to death by now. :p

[CorSec 5]

So....3 minutes until I'm forgotten.

Well...at least she had 3 minutes of pure guilt and sadness...

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you mean i was s'pposed to feed him? oops.

[Sticks 1]

Isn't he capable of finding his own food? Surely you have some in the closet :p

[Drake 53]

*pokes his head in her closet*

Yup. See that dried, decaying mass in the back? Yeah...that's him.

[CorSec 5]

OMG..You killed Ewan.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

no....i don't think so. he was in the other closet. i don't know what/who that was.

*opens other closet and a perfectly healthy Ewan tumbles out* see? :D

[Sticks 1]

Nah...that was prolly just her past boytoy :p

[Drake 53]

*puts a blaster bolt between Ewan's eyes*

He is perfectly healthy no longer.

Wow...I'm on a rampage tonight. Go me.

[CorSec 5]

Oh em Gee. Drake killed Ewan.

[Sticks 1]

*gasps* Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Ah well...it was good while it lasted...

...now where was that one kid...uh...Cor...Corsomething....

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

who?

tsk, silly Drake. Gen gave me indestructable Ewan. :D

[CorSec 5]

*CorSecs corpse lands on Ewan and splatters him everywhere*

[Drake 53]

And you think she could get her hands on the technology to make such a powerful being? I think not. She got me to clone him. Which means I know his only weakness.

:twisted:

[Sticks 1]

*tastes the blood* Mm...good stuff..