Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Ayingel 24]

*points at the screen*

look! it's moving!

[Princess 35]

Ooooh who's gonna get it?

[Pandora 77]

*Pulls out a huge ring of janitor-esque keys while she walks across the lobby, trying to remember which one opens her apartment* Hmm... no, no..... no.... no.... Wait, I think these are from the HoP.... which is gone... why do I have a giant collection of useless keys?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*hears jingling* it's SANTA! wait........:p

[Pandora 77]

Yeah, ho ho ho, and all that. Wait! *digs into her pocket and pulls out a tiny key chain with two things on it: a key, and a tag that says "this is your apartment key"* Hey, I think this is it.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*rummages through closets*

holy crap i need to clean these out.

[Ayingel 24]

*walks in and looks over jm's shoulder*

whatareya doin?

*sees a tiny skeleton fly out*

OH! that's where the midget went!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

how'd that get in there? i don't remember ordering one.

[Ayingel 24]

...you didn't...

tho i don't think you want it in your closet...

*opens up the door and throws it across the hall*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

toss it in Furday's apartment. :p

[Bad furday 57]

Stick it in CorSec's appartment. I think we're using that one for storage now... :p

[Rogue 4]

*throws a torn up couch into the hall*

BAD SUGAR! NO RODIAN FOR YOU TONIGHT!

*Sugar whimpers and paces up and down the hallway with her tail down*

[Ayingel 24]

i've got a better idea

*throws the skeleton to sugar*

[Rogue 4]

*Sugar leaps up, catching the skeleton in her strong jaws, her tail wagging in delight. She settles down on the destroyed couch to munch*

[Princess 35]

Do we need to go couch shopping Rogue?

[Rogue 4]

My poor designer nerf-leather couch!

That damn vornskr's going to get it's ass kicked...

Yeah, let's take a ride over to the mall and see what we can find.

[Princess 35]

Sure! You call the hover cab and I'll go steal Furday's credit card!

*breaks into Furday's apartment*

Wow. Never seen so much porn in my lilfe. *blinks*

*remembers her mission*

*steals the credit card*

[Rogue 4]

Got the card? Sweet! I was doubting your survival. I mean with all that kinky porn lying around...I think I remember seeing pictures of Gotals once. Now that's a scary sight.

[Princess 35]

I just survived ending up blind. Barely. Almost didn't when I saw a hutt tail. Let's get outta here

[Rogue 4]

*calls her speeder over and hops in* What're we waiting for?

[Princess 35]

*jumps in*

The nausea from seeing all the kinky porn to subside. But it's all good now :p

[Rogue 4]

That's a relief! This is a brand spanky new speeder afterall!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

"spanky" might not have been the best word choice there, Rogue. *waves* have fun!

[Guest Kia]

*Coughs in disgust as door opens to reveal about a foot and a half of dust.* Maybe I should have hired a housekeeper while I was gone >.>

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you'd make a housekeeper clean all by him/herself? :eek: