Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Mara 29]

:roll:

[GI_Admiral 2]

See I'm just that nice

[Mara 29]

You're so considerate, dad.

[GI_Admiral 2]

I know, now go to your room and keep that bag over your head!

[Mara 29]

Can't I go to your room instead? It's bigger.

[Princess 35]

Sicko!!!

[GI_Admiral 2]

O_O Back to the room!!!

[Andy 60]

OMG. GI and Mara?

If i cared i would be angry! :p

[Mara 29]

But you're the mom.

O_O Back to the room!!!

Why, got your mistress in there?

[Ana 15]

:eek: Oh my....

[GI_Admiral 2]

lol Pffft never mind, dont go back to your room, we're putting you up for adoption :p

[Mara 29]

No... *lip trembles*

Maybe mommy could get custody... mommy still likes me..

[GI_Admiral 2]

No she doesnt

[Mara 29]

How do you know?

[Sticks 1]

Becuase...he is your mommy!!!

[GI_Admiral 2]

No, I AM your father!!!

[Tsl 7]

*brings in Maury and his DNA paternity testing/lie detector team*

When it comes to however-year-old Mara, GI, you ARE the mother!

*screaming, cursing, booing, and chair throwing ensues*

[Mara 29]

No, GI's the dad and Beeurd's the mommy. And Chicken's my.... kinda almost not really step mom....

[Princess 35]

Have you ever seen the DNA reports? :p

[Andy 60]

No, and we don't care. :p

[Princess 35]

Hey, I'm just trying to get you out of some child support payments Beeurd

[Mara 29]

He doesn't have to worry... the mommys don't usually pay.

[Ender 8]

So GI is the mommy AND the daddy???

*Loses mind*

[Tsl 7]

Yes...Gi is the mommy and the daddy, Beeurd is the other mommy. So...Mara has a few too many chromosomes in there somewhere....which actually accounts for alot :p

[GI_Admiral 2]

lol you're right...she's a bit different....let's just kill her and do the world a favor :p