Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Eldar Galadhon 0]

*thwacks Bad Furday one last time*

Nice music.

[Roethlisberger 0]

*thwacks hunter because he can*

:p

[Eldar Galadhon 0]

*rubs his head*

Ow!

[chozen 1]

*Gets into the ambulance.. runs over Fett on the way... skids and crushes Janson..*

*radio blares*

You jump in front of my car

When you know that I don't have no time

Ninety miles an four is the speed I have

You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain

You say you just want me to take you for a drive

You're just like cross town traffic

It's so hard to get through to you

Cross town traffic I don't need to run over you

Cross town traffic all you do is slow me down

And I'm tryin'to get on the other side of town

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit-and-run?

*Drums on the steering wheel*

?.. Tire tracks all over you back

I could , I could see you had your fun

But darlin can't you see my signals tum from green to red

And with you I could see a traffic jam straight up ahead

You're just cross town traffic

It's so hard to get through to you

Cross town traffic I don't need to run over you

Cross town traffic all you do is slow me down

And I got to look at things on the other side of town

Yeah, yeah cross town traffic look out look out

Look out baby, comin'through

*makes obscene gestures to old women

Cross town traffic, yeah look out

Cross town traffic, yeah look out

Look out look out

Cross town traffic, yeah look out

What's that on the street ? move over

Cross town traffic, yeah look out

Anyone need an ambulance? *crashes into a postbox*

No?

Ah well.. *crashes the ambulance into Janson's apartment then skips off*

[Bad furday 57]

*surveys wreckage*

Heavy damage! Well..at least it's not my hover ambulance! :D

[chozen 1]

Yes....

*Shifty eyes*

[Ender 8]

*climbs out of wreckage*

sonofabith...

*Restores everything*

[Roethlisberger 0]

*climbs out of wreckage and hits chozen with an axe and shoves him headfirst into a woodchipper*

[Drake 53]

I can't believe I'm saying this but...please keep all violent activities of this nature in the appropriate thread. *prods them in the direction of the Dueling Arena*

[Princess 35]

Good job Drake. I know that was tough for you. *gives him a cookie and the mod of the day award*

[Drake 53]

WOOHOO! *munches cookie and places award on a shelf in his room, proudly*

[Tsl 7]

*steals the cookie* hehe, oh wait...was that violent?

*polishes the award to make up for it*

[Drake 53]

Hehe. I already munched half of it so you can have the rest. :)

[Tsl 7]

aww...so sweet :)

[Eldar Galadhon 0]

Yep. Really nice.

[chozen 1]

Mmmmmm..... Cookie....

Fett.. Do you have some kind of strange obsession with wood?

... Well chuck?

You bloody carpenter?

[Ender 8]

:lol:

[Roethlisberger 0]

Fett.. Do you have some kind of strange obsession with wood?

No just woodchippers. BTW, just watched Fargo. The one where I got the whole woodchipper thing from.

Gaear Grimsrud (Peter Stormare)

Monosyllabic Swedish housewife kidnapper and an axe murderer, also proficient at point-blank traffic cop brain dislodgement and outdoor power tool dead partner disposal (that tool would be a woodchipper). Enjoys pancakes and daytime TV. (character in Fargo)

[chozen 1]

Yeah.... Anyway.... Just go play with your wood.

[Bad furday 57]

:rofl:

[Roethlisberger 0]

*shoves chozen headfirst into a woodchipper*

[Tsl 7]

I think I'll just steal this random apartment I found lying around in here....

*steals* hehe, now I'll post a guard-smilie so nobody can come take it back...

<~guard smilie

[Drake 53]

*shoves chozen headfirst into a woodchipper*

*thwacks Fett then points to his post at the top of the page*

Don't make me up your warning level.

[Drake 53]

Hey Tsl...we need to christen your room. :D

[Tsl 7]

*pokes head out the door*

Yes! THat would be spiffy, beyond spiffy even. Don't worry, my guard smilie won't hurt you...come on in!