Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Drake 53]

Janson, I'm pretty sure that everyone here would gladly shoot you down on the spot. But since the voice from On High *points to Beeurd* said no killing...well...we're just waiting for him to go on vacation. *grins evilly*

[Andy 60]

Me? Holiday? HAHAHA! I can't afford holidays! :p

[Ender 8]

Ha. They wouldnt be able to.

[Drake 53]

Oh yes, of course, because you're invincible. Hahaha...

You see...even in Halo you can die.

*he opens a door*

Meet my friends. Can you survive 5 Hunters on Nightmare level?

*5 massive Hunters come bounding through the door and start pummeling Janson*

[Ender 8]

*Jumps away, then calls in a Marine platoon armed with rocket launchers and has them unload into the Hunters, leaving the Hunters smoking*

Drake, I have beaten Halo five times over on Legendary. I know what I'm doing.

[Drake 53]

A platoon...yes...it's not like you can do that in the game.

[Ender 8]

A Spartan is worth a platoon of Marines

[Pandora 77]

BOYS! *steps between them* Dueling arena. .... NOW.

[Ender 8]

Oh fine.

[chozen 1]

Slurking? Sounds like slurping. Which reminds me don't drink Mac Donalds milk shake.

[Princess 35]

Janson, I'm pretty sure that everyone here would gladly shoot you down on the spot. But since the voice from On High *points to Beeurd* said no killing...well...we're just waiting for him to go on vacation. *grins evilly*

But Drake, he never said no maiming.

[Pandora 77]

Slurking? Sounds like slurping. Which reminds me don't drink Mac Donalds milk shake.

Why? they're not that bad... when the shake machine at the McDs around here is working, that is... heheh. Once a year.

[chozen 1]

Well you don't wanna know the secret ingrediant.

[Pandora 77]

I'm American. I eat hot dogs, for god's sake. I don't think it's going to gross me out.

[chozen 1]

It should.

[Pandora 77]

There's an American proverb that says, "Do not ask what goes into a hot dog." I KNOW what's in a hot dog, and I just had two for lunch. Try me.

[chozen 1]

What's in one?

[Pandora 77]

More parts of a pig than I knew could be processed into food, and more chemicals than they put in Twinkies.

[chozen 1]

Yeah, Mac donalds are the biggest buyer of cow's udder. And the other secret ingrediant.

[Pandora 77]

Oh, I'd already heard that. But what's the point? If you've eaten it before you knew that weird shctuff goes in it, why let it bother you now? *shrugs*

[Sticks 1]

*frowns* Why the heck would that be an ingredient in a shake?

*shakes head* Some people are just plain weird...*shrugs* Ah well, they're still good

[chozen 1]

I really want to say. It's quite funny really.

[Drake 53]

THEN SAY THE BLOODY THING ALREADY!! WE DON'T CARE!

[Pandora 77]

*nods* It's getting old, Chozen.

[chozen 1]

Ooohh if you don't care.. Then why get annoyed with me for not saying?