Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[chozen 1]

That was princess's appartment...*looks inside....Wishes he hadn't* *starts shooting aliens*

[Princess 35]

Hey, I'm trying to sleep here!!

[chozen 1]

*Gets of Rex* Stay here, wait until I get back.....And no you can't eat Princess...

[Ender 8]

*Sets up his sniper rifle again*

Sorry bout this, Princess...

:snipersmile:

[chozen 1]

*Goes to join Janson*

[Ender 8]

*An Elite charges up the stairs, and is greeted with a friendly little plasma grenade from Janson, and the Elite is bown through the wall*

[chozen 1]

*see's a splatted elite on the wall..* Hmm...janson must be close...*Pulls out the rifle and runs upto him shooting aliens*

[Ender 8]

*Sees more Hunters, and pulls out rocket launcher. He blows them away, but then realizes he has no more rockets left. There is still one more, very pissed off Hunter charging. Janson pulls out his MA5B, whacks a Grunt, and takes out the Hunter the hard way*

[chozen 1]

*shoots anymore hunters chargng at Janson*

We really have to end this quick mate..I'm getting tired of all this running.

[Ender 8]

Roger that, Chozen.

*Janson calls in the cavalry, and 20 Pelican dropships come down, guns blazing, and drop off a company of Marines. The Marines kill most of them. One Grunt remains, and Janson walks casually towards it. It panics and fires off several wild shots with its plasma pistol, but Janson whacks it in the side of the head with his shotgun, killing it.*

THE BATTLE IS WON!!!

[chozen 1]

Okay now you can clear up....

*Walks up to Rex who is guarding a single bed surrounded by dead aliens and broken belongings. Looks at princess, a laugh then gets on the dinosaur and goes away*

[Pandora 77]

Oh boy. Nope, not enough estrogen in here for me, so... *walks to her apartment, and toses the very loaded sniper rifle on her couch*

[Ender 8]

*Walks away into the sunset*

[CorSec 5]

*presses button and the sunset background is replaced by a cityscape background*

*presses it again*

*and again*

*and again and again*

*presses till it fizzles and freezes back onto the Sunset background*

[Pandora 77]

Beeurd, I suggest a new forum rule... don't leave CorSec to his own devices.

[CorSec 5]

*pushes the button once more before shruging and wandering off to his room*

[Pandora 77]

*runs and nails boards to the outside of CorSec's door*

[CorSec 5]

*sighs and kicks open door....Matrix style*

[Pandora 77]

:roll: Oh brother.

[CorSec 5]

*nods to Pod, closes door, and falls onto his bed*

[Princess 35]

*wakes up surrounded by carnage everywhere but around her bed*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS!!! It's a good thing that I set up a Force bubble before I went to sleep.

[Ender 8]

I'm sorry, Princess... slaughtering Covenant is a messy business.

[Pandora 77]

*Nods to a door* There's a hose out there. Better start cleaning.

[Princess 35]

And someone is going to rebuild my apartment.

[Pandora 77]

Not me, I didn't do anything!

Hmm... Janson, I'd say you'd better start coughing up the credits...