Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Drake 53]

*flies through the city and lands on his balcony then goes out into the hall*

Haha...the look on that freighter captain's face when I tapped on his cockpit and waved to him.

*chuckles to himself*

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Hee hee, die, bystanders, die! *cakcles evilly*

You'd think they'd learn. I mean, do you know anyone qho lives next to a trash heap?

[Pandora 77]

Yeah...half of Downtown Memphis does... :roll:

[chozen 1]

Hee hee, die, bystanders, die! *cakcles evilly*

You'd think they'd learn. I mean, do you know anyone qho lives next to a trash heap?

*looks around....*

Yeah i do... :(

[Admiral Daala 0]

We dissected a sqirrell

[Pandora 77]

*cracks up* Hee hee, look what I started! Hmm... thread idea... *runs off*

[Ender 8]

*Hears a commotion from outside, looks out window, and sees thousands of Covenant Grunts, Jackals, Elites, and Hunters trying to break in. Janson gears up, and throws Pod a sniper rifle*

The Covenant are attacking!! We must stop them!!

[Ender 8]

*Janson sets up on a window sill and starts sniping down Grunts. When the Hunters, the biggest and baddest of the Covenant, fire at him, he ducks down, comes up with a missile launcher, and blows away the Hunter.*

[chozen 1]

*Sleepwalks out of his room*

[Ender 8]

*A Jackal appears in front of Chozen and levels his plasma rifle, but Janson blows him away*

[chozen 1]

*Opens eyes...*

Oh I?ve had this dream before.....All it needs is a T-rex crashing through that wall and then it will be complete.

[Princess 35]

*EWing's t-rex come's crashing through the apartment complex*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chozen 1]

Hee hee...I wasn't allowed to chase after it, but since its here.....

*Puts on his Dino hat, grabs his whip and puts on his leather jacket*

*Indiana Jones music plays*

[chozen 1]

*Goes up onto a balcony and waits for the T-Rex to pass underneath. When the estranged creature passes underneath, Chozen jumps off the ledge onto the mad dinosaur wrapping his whip onto Rex?s collar*

*Leads the dinosaur out of the complex*

[Drake 53]

*looks outside and sees the mass of alien troops*

Pffft...that's nothing.

*changes into his trenchcoat and sunglasses and jumps off the balcony*

*the Covenent spot him and open fire as the world slows down into bullet time*

*flies down past the slo-mo plasma bolts and then lands on the faces of two Grunts....then the world speeds up and he continues to kick some ass*

[chozen 1]

*Comes in again riding on Rex. The angry dinosaur starts chewing the alien troops whole. Hitting others with its tail*

[Ender 8]

*Gives Neo covering fire with his sniper rifle*

[chozen 1]

Janson give me a weapon, a good one please....

Now lets see what Rex can do.

*The T-Rex continues in killing the attacking troops by chewing them and clawing them with his massive talon like claws, but more aliens keep on apearing*

Janson what did you do to deserve this type of trouble? Im guessing it ain't parking tickets.

[Princess 35]

*goes back to bed and hangs a sign on her door "Wake me when this is all over and the destruction is cleaned up" and sleeps peacefully through more weird times at the apartments*

[Ender 8]

*Throws Chozen an MA5B assault rifle* No, the Covenant realized that the Master Chief wasnt the last Spartan... and we've killed so damn many of em, they want to kill me.

[Admiral Daala 0]

*leaves her apartment because she likes life*

[chozen 1]

*Catches the gun and starts letting off rounds from on top of Rex*

[Ender 8]

*Spots a group of Hunters, blows them away with a rocket launcher. Janson charges out of his sniper position and starts blowing away aliens with his shotgun*

[chozen 1]

*Yells* Don't shoot the T-Rex he doesn't belong to me....

[Ender 8]

*Ducks behind a wall to reload*

Copy that, Chozen!!

*Continues to blow away aliens*