Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Ender 8]

*Wakes up*

Sleep well, MA5B?

*Gears up with his MJOLNIR armor, MA5B, M2B pistol, and S2 sniper rifle, and goes searching for innocent bystanders*

[Sticks 1]

We start dissecting crayfish Friday...*grins excitedly*

[Pandora 77]

*runs into a peach tree* Alright, who's the Arbor Day freak that planted this thing in the middle of the hallway?!

[Ender 8]

*Finds the Arbor Day freak, and guns him down*

Damn tree-huggers...

[Pandora 77]

*watches the spectacle and grins* Hee hee, I like him. :grin:

[Ender 8]

*Grins*

[Pandora 77]

*comes out of no where and jumps on him* Hee hee! :grin:

[Sticks 1]

*digs up the peach tree and plants it in the front yard*

*picks up Ani's corpse, filled with the bullets from Janson's gun, and burries him*

Poor Ani...all he ever wanted was to plant his own tree...

[Ender 8]

*Throws Pod off his back*

Well, boo-hoo for Ani.

[Pandora 77]

*hits the wall then slides down and hits the floor. Shakes the dizzy sensation out of her head, stands and jumps on Janson again* Ya know, you should really feel fortunate. I mean, I could jump on you because I like you, or I could jump on you and slice you into teeny pieces.

[Sticks 1]

*puts flowers by Ani's grave, then turns to Janson and Pod*

*laughs*

She's got a point

[Ender 8]

True...

*Tries to maintain weight, with Pod on is back, plus twenty pounds of weaponry, this is hard*

[Sticks 1]

here, I'll help

*takes his gun away from him*

Oohhh..nice...what's this thing do?

*fires the gun and hits an innocent bystander*

Oh.

[Ender 8]

*Grabs it back*

That is not a toy

K, Pod, get off for a sec...

*Walks into his apartment and unloads his gear*

[Pandora 77]

*cracks up* You hsould maybe cartoon-ize your arsenal there... pulling things randomly from absolutely nowhere is funny.

[CorSec 5]

*takes one of Jansons big guns and mows down an innocent bystander*

You got the aiming recticle off..and the reload speed isnt fast enough for my liking...You should also clean that barrel out for maximum effieciency

*takes some flowers and puts them down on Anis grave*

Twas such a loss....a wasted round of bullets.. :wink:

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Whoa, cool, I actually got a grave this time...

[CorSec 5]

*looks at Ani's sig*

oooo....Helicopter game...addictive...and annoyingly frustrating...

[Ender 8]

*Walks up to CorSec casually, pulls out an M6D, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger. CorSec's brains explode and fly all over the hallway*

Not up to your standards, eh?

[CorSec 5]

*dodges miraculously...Matrix Style*

Don't try that again...without ample reason...Colonel..I can have my opinions about your weapons...and thats my concern..

[Ender 8]

Well, I say your opinions suck

*Marches outside and mows down several innocent bystanders*

[CorSec 5]

Fine... :D

[Pandora 77]

Hee hee, die, bystanders, die! *cakcles evilly*

[Princess 35]

We start dissecting crayfish Friday...*grins excitedly*

Oh those things smell awful!

[Princess 35]

*enters her apartment and collapses on her bed and sleeps for 72 hours*