Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Sticks 1]

Help? I can't move! If only I wouldn't lost CorSec...

[Drake 53]

*walks over to Link's room*

Hey baby girl, can I come in?

*no answer*

Link...you in there?

*no answer*

Hmmm...

*hears a call from Link* Help...

sith. I'm coming...

*finds that the door is locked so finds the control panel and tries to hotwire it open but it only makes a lot of sparks*

Uh...oh. Time to pull a Han Solo.

*whips out his blaster and shoots the panel...the door slides open*

*rushes in and finds Link and Sticks out cold on the floor beside the half-gone stash and several empty alcohol bottles...also notices the connecting door is open and Princess is out on her bed*

Damn...three of you and I only have two shoulders. I'll call Beeurd and/or Furday.

*calls for the ambulance*

[Bad furday 57]

*hears the call and runs to the Hover Ambulance. With a look of glee upon his furry features, Furday realizes he gets to drive and hops in the driver's seat. The ambulance roars about the corridors of Psycho HQ with sirens blaring, until it reaches the Appartments. The ambulance stops infront of Link's*

Ok Drake, where are they? You'll have to help me load them up (into the ambulance that is! :wink: ).

[Drake 53]

*comes out with Link and Sticks draped over his shoulders*

They ODed on spice. Princess is in her room knocked out on the bed...

*lays the two women down in the back of the ambulance and waits for Furday to get back with Princess*

[chozen 1]

Poor Gal's.

*shakes head*

[Drake 53]

*takes out an egg*

This is your brain...

This is your brain on spice...

*hurls the egg against the wall*

This is a Psycho's brain on spice...

*takes out his blaster again and vapes the splattered egg*

[chozen 1]

This is my brain:

*pulls out a peanut*

:lol:

[Princess 35]

UGH! I feel like I ran into the Death Star

[Bad furday 57]

*Comes back out with Princess and puts her in the Ambulance as well*

Why don't you get in Drake? I'll need help unloading the quickly...

*Gets in the driver's seat and prepares to drive off*

[chozen 1]

Drake's gone for the moment.

[Bad furday 57]

Eh? oh, ok...I"ll just...go I guess....

[chozen 1]

lol, i wanna come. I've never been in an Ambulance

[Princess 35]

Did anyone get the liscence number on that death star?

[Bad furday 57]

*Waits for Chozen to get in the passenger seat, then roars off, at breakneck speed *

[chozen 1]

*breaks his neck*

:p

[Bad furday 57]

Oops...well...that's what happens when you don't sit still!

*the Ambulance screams through the corridors of Psycho HQ*

[chozen 1]

*puts on his seatbelt*

Ne Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw...

[Bad furday 57]

Well...at least it sounds like a British police siren....cause that's what it is! :p

[chozen 1]

Oy Furday me old china we got the bobies on us better speed up this old haddock and bloater and get away...

*suddenly there driving threw the streets of london*

[Bad furday 57]

*cackles, and eludes the pursuing Scotland Yard* :p

[chozen 1]

*fires a gun out the window*

Furday at least these guys aren't sitting around eating donuts!

[Bad furday 57]

It'd be so much easier if they were!

*dodges a lorry*

[chozen 1]

Watch out for that double decker...

LMAO i know what that means in cockney...

[Drake 53]

*comes out of the 'fresher and notices that Furday has already gone*

Bloody 'ell mates...I go to the loo for a wee hour and you take off on me.

*grumbles and wanders off to the elevator then takes it to the first floor*

[chozen 1]

Loose 'em furday..