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Andy

Couple of snippets...

China Daily recently reported that a man nearly paid money to have sex with his wife. He went to a Chinese brothel to procure a prostitute and discovered his wife working there. The wife apparently took up the profession to earn money because the man squandered the family's money on hookers. This will be an interesting divorce.

This one is censored, lol.

The city of ewoking, Austria, has erected (no pun intended) theft-proof signs after British tourists kept stealing their ewoking signs. Instead of screwable metal signs (again no pun intended), the new signs are rock-hard.
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Radioactive Isotope

:rofl: i read about the second one

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Mara

I can't believe someone would name a street that in the first place. :p

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Chris/Tauntaun13

I can't believe someone would name a street that in the first place. :p

Not everyone has English as their native language you know :p The town's name is as old as 1070.

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Mara

Yes, well... English is pretty old too. :p

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Andy

That particular word isn't. :p

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Mara

*mumbles something about checking etymological dictionary when getting home*

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Uncle Du

I can't believe someone would name a street that in the first place. :p

Not everyone has English as their native language you know :p The town's name is as old as 1070.

Man, I wonder what ewok meant back then....

;) :p

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Ayingel

I know it's a little old, but I finally just got around to putting it on here: DOOMSDAY CLOCK

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Brumak

It really is only a matter of time before we have a nuclear holocaust or severe weather changes.

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Radioactive Isotope

wheeeeee

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Mara

I can't believe someone would name a street that in the first place. :p

Not everyone has English as their native language you know :p The town's name is as old as 1070.

Man, I wonder what ewok meant back then....

;):p

I used to know. :p

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Radioactive Isotope

wasn't it Fornication Under Consent of the King or somesuch?

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Mara

I dunno.. I think it had something to do with animals...

Ooh, I found a good article here.

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Princess

Would work if it weren't for the filter :p

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Andy

wasn't it Fornication Under Consent of the King or somesuch?

That sounds like the kinda thing someone would make up. :p

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Radioactive Isotope

it came from the Internet, so it must be true!! :p

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Mara

Haha.. sure. :p

Oh and as for the article... Just go to the main site and search for the word. :p

There's quite a lot of information.

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Radioactive Isotope

hmmm....the filter at work won't let me through. somebody tell me what it is? :p

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Ayingel

here's the story for ya ^-^:

Today it has been revelaed that Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. TMZ says:

Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably ? Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura ? the driver of the 2005 Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died the next day. Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries. Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.

At least Brandy had the good sense to kill someone with a wildly confusing name. In 6 months, that name will have passed through 50 government workers and each one will screw it up a little more until eventually Brandy goes on trial for killing Mustafa from the Lion King. Her defense will just be a VHS copy of the movie and then they'll put out an APB on Scar. And then, look out foreigners, because then our R and B singers are back on the road!

but they spelled his name wrong...

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Radioactive Isotope

hmmm.....wonder why the filter's blocking it. :???:

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Uncle Du

Prolly cause it's not actually a news site, it's an opinion site, and the content can be...questionable sometimes.

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