Random News Snippets

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

what?! no double quarters?! how odd.

[Andy 60]

Yeah the new head of McDonalds UK doesn't like the idea of them. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

but they're yummy :p

[Andy 60]

Slightly amusing:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgo...est/6079974.stm

hehe

[Uncle Du 22]

Yeah the new head of McDonalds UK doesn't like the idea of them.

Hmm, maybe he wants to keep the majority of Brits from getting fat.

Slightly amusing:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgo...est/6079974.stm

hehe

That's friggin hilarious, I've been in that exercise before. That could have been my buddies ship, he's over there right now, and just left Faslane. :rofl:

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

way to scare everybody on the other ship, lol

[Uncle Du 22]

The Navy is all puff and wind about that, they would never open fire on an unarmed ship.

[Link 3]

They'd be turned into grass the instant they fired. Good God, we can't even fire on an enemy without permission even when they're pumping us with lead as we're asking.

[Uncle Du 22]

Yea, that's one of the reasons the bombing of the Cole happened the way it did.

When they train us, they tell us that if a small craft gets within a certain distance of the ship, that we have batteries release authorization, but in the next sentance, they tell us to wait until the command duty officer gives us permission. Not to mention that if said small craft did breach that perimeter, and it was going 30 knots, it would be at the ship in less than 5 seconds. Definitely not enough time to deter anything. It's ridiculous. I'd shoot first and take the court martial. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

indeed. i'd say in certain situations, shooting first and asking questions later would be justifiable.

[Uncle Du 22]

To me, yes, not to some other company man. :p

[Andy 60]

Weirdness:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6087922.stm

[Uncle Du 22]

Whoa, that is weird. Kinda creepy.

[Andy 60]

LMAO:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventr...ire/6101810.stm

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

OMG:

Who has this much time on their hands?

[Ayingel 24]

hee hee..

[Princess 35]

I like the last line "Do not attempt on a real penis"

[Ana 15]

Haha... that's great. I'm so glad people worry about these things, and spend money doing experiments on them. I'd love to read a scientific writeup of that, trying to sound professional.

[Neil1 0]

Diameter of a soda can? Isn't it worth it?

Wait... I just realised - a soda can isn't that big. :s

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

for a diameter of a reproductive organ, that's pretty big, though. still, the weight of all the condoms would probably rip it off. :p

[Andy 60]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/6110844.stm

lolololol

i'm drunk

[Neil1 0]

for a diameter of a reproductive organ, that's pretty big, though. still, the weight of all the condoms would probably rip it off.

"Diameter of a soda can? Isn't it worth it?

Wait... I just realised - a soda can isn't that big. :s"

:p

[Uncle Du 22]

The diameter of a soda is pretty big in relation to the average size of a penis. I might be guessing here, but most women wouldn't really want that any way...well, I can speak for only one woman, but you get the idea. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

that could be slightly painful

[Neil1 0]

The diameter of a soda is pretty big in relation to the average size of a penis. I might be guessing here, but most women wouldn't really want that any way...well, I can speak for only one woman, but you get the idea.

Your woman's lying to you! Society (pornography) tells us it has to be big... and preferably black.

that could be slightly painful

Speaking from EXP eh? :p