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Princess

Seriously? ewok! I thought you could trust the BBC! *Cry*

*grabs her eyeballs and pours green goo on everyone that has molested her eyeballs* that'll teach you... *chuckles* slimeballs...

Pffft! Green slime doesn't scare me!

How about blue? *Pours blue goo on Prin.*

Oooooh now I'm turquiose

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*freaks out that she's dirty and runs to shower*

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Princess

*pointlaughs*

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Chickenman

*Has mined the shower* :p

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Brumak

Hah...what a dick.

:p

Laugh at my stupid joke!

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Andy

*tumbleweed rolls by*

:p

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Brumak

Someone was bound to say it one way or another lol

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Ana

Niiiiiice.

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Brumak

:p

Yes yes...everyone point/laugh at me lol

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Insyana

"Mr Whittington was hit in the cheek, neck and chest, but was said to be "alert and doing fine" in hospital."

Shot at least three times? It's like that time I accidently burnt all those orphans, in their beds, while they were sleeping.

Big Red Tumbleweed?

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Brumak

You can be shot several times by slugs....it all depends on the distance away from the shots fired.

Obviously within 10 feet would have most likely been fatal...unless Dick here aimed away to the side of Whittington.

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Insyana

No. I'm going to stick to my mental image of Dick Cheney, armed with a silenced pistol, shooting Mr. Wittingham in the neck at least 6 times. A few more when he fell on the ground bleeding. It goes with my stereotypical view of a US politician.

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Brumak

Psh...silenced. I can imagine him using a .45 D'Eagle.

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Insyana

Quiet. You're ruining it! :'(

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Brumak

Ruining? D'eagles own.

And anyways....I'm good at ruining things :twisted:

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Chickenman

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU NEED TO GET SWORN IN FOR A SENATE HEARING ABOUT A BLOWJOB, BUT NOT ABOUT THE ILLEGAL WIRETAPPING THAT THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN DOING?????????

:mad:

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GI_Admiral

Cause only for one blowjobs are fun, while wiretappings are fun for everyone! [/rhyme]

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Princess

Bad GI! Bad!

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Bad furday

Excellent. :twisted: :p :lol:

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Tsl

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU NEED TO GET SWORN IN FOR A SENATE HEARING ABOUT A BLOWJOB, BUT NOT ABOUT THE ILLEGAL WIRETAPPING THAT THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN DOING?????????

:mad:

Because, then they might feel pressure to tell the truth. Sheesh, Chicken, get with the program :p :p

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Insyana

Because it's sex.

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GI_Admiral

hahhahahaha

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Brumak

Don't you love how...in the computer age....the Secretary of Defense DOESN'T use email? Or knows next to nothing about it?

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