CorSec 5 Posted February 1, 2003 Never set fire to a plastic bucket of gas in an enclosed enviroment such as a garage with nothing to put of the fire with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 1, 2003 Just dont mess with fire at all...unless you're a pyropersonthingiemawho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 1, 2003 More of that Emily-Speak? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 1, 2003 Never negotiate with the Parental Units over doing dishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 Run for your life instead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 2, 2003 Don't try Emilyspeak if you're not named Emily, or in no shape or form resemble Emily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 2, 2003 When you can sing along to most of the songs in American Graffiti, *raises hand* you should get professional help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 Yes, never try to speak Emilyspeak, you'll end up very confused! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 If you find you call yourself CorSec in RL ((or any other online name)) seek help immediately.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 If you happen to glance around everytime someone says the word "stick" in real life, get some help :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 Never attempt to jump down an eleven flight set of stairs while gliding on some fat guys body...saw it in a movie.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 Dont try to ramp a Corvette off a bridge unless ur Vin Diesel(sp?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 And especially dont try it without a parachute :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 And make sure you know how to use a parachute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 and make sure theres not an endless river below you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 2, 2003 When racing on a street course, pay attention to the arrows signalling a sharp turn. They're not kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 If you see crop circles, assume aliens are here to capture you right away and find all the water you can! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 2, 2003 Why? To grow the crops back incase the farmer blames you? Or to give to the aliens - they might be more friendly if you quench their thirst with some cool refreshing water... ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 Stockpile supplies if you hear theres a new Nuclear weapon next door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 Then run around in circles and scream, then duck under your desk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 The desk always helps against nuclear rediation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 And hope you dont get all radiated and all that nice fun schnozley stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 2, 2003 Make sure your strapped in and buckled up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted February 2, 2003 To your parachute! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
