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hip hop dancing and country music do not go together

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Pandora

Don't send a paranoid friend an e-mail about rape.  They will climb into your bathroom stall because they are afraid of public restrooms now.

If that was that "from the eyes of the rapist" thing I sent you, sorry. I sent that to all my girl friends.

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Ana

I didn't mind getting that thing so much. But I forwarded it to my friend who got freaked that just because we were the only two in the girls restroom at the movie theater she was going to get raped so she tried to climb into my stall.

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Pandora

*tries not to laugh and fails miserably* I'm sorry. It's just a really funny image!

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Ana

It's funny now that I look back, but at the time I was just pissed. I threatened to tell the entire school if she ever did that again.

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Pandora

No, you just put it up on the Internet where really anyone could find it... :lol:

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Ana

Yep. :D :angel:

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Pandora

Don't trust your little siblings with secrets, unless you were planning on telling your parents anyway... (no, furday, not that secret.)

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Sticks

Don't swear around little brothers...they always tattle.

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Master MJade

or repeat and you still get into trouble

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Don't ever trust the pepsi man...

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Starstripe

and definately not the bear in sunglasses....

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bear in sunglasses?

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Sticks

Water is usually slippery on the ground...don't slip on it.

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Ana

Don't throw M&M's at passersby. They don't like it.

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Bad furday

When driving and someone cuts you off, follow that person home if you have the time. When they get out of their car, shout, "DON"T CUT PEOPLE OFF!!" and honk the horn many times for added effect. This will cause the cutter-offer to become extremely paranoid....

A friend of mine really did this...it was hilarious!

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When you get an email saying someone has a crush on you and you have 20 people online with you, you'll never figure it out. (Yes this happened to me this morning)

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^Hal^

how's that gonna sav your life?

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That's for you bright people to figure out

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Ana

It can save your life. Although I really don't want to get into all the little details right now...

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Sticks

If you get that email that Link just said, don't type in every boys/girls name you know...a copy is sent to them...

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Ok everyone remember FalconX? He was the one that sent it. My hint was a five letter name. That pinned him right away

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Sticks

really? my hint was that it was a boy between...oh i can't remember what ages! lol, real descriptive...

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Pandora

It's a natural reaction to try to catch things when they fall. However, there is at least one instance when you should do your best to resist that reaction... If a steak knife falls off the counter while you're doing the dishes, DO NOT TRY TO CATCH IT! I found this one out the hard way the other night. If you do, pull your hand away as soon as you feel the serated edge scrape your flesh. You should take a step back too to avoid losing a foot....

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Sticks

It's a natural reaction to try to catch things when they fall. However, there is at least one instance when you should do your best to resist that reaction... If a steak knife falls off the counter while you're doing the dishes, DO NOT TRY TO CATCH IT! I found this one out the hard way the other night. If you do, pull your hand away as soon as you feel the serated edge scrape your flesh. You should take a step back too to avoid losing a foot....

If you happen to drop a large oak board in shop class, don't stick your leg out to break its fall.

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