Link 3 Posted August 2, 2002 In KY it's illegal to walk up to your neighbors cow and make faces at it. This is no lie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted August 2, 2002 lol yeah.. in OK it's illegal to make faces at your neighbors dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted August 2, 2002 by law in KY, you're mandated to take at lesat one bath a year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master MJade 0 Posted August 2, 2002 brake for moose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 3, 2002 Don't know if anyone has said these, but here you go: 60% of TeVo owners would rather give up their mobiles It's illegal to photograph a rabbit in wyoming during Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr. In St. Joseph, Missouri, Firemen cannot cavort in there undershirts (I want to know where that on came from) In Oscheola, Michigan, a bicyclist may not pass a horse-drawn vehicle without permission. In Gary, Indiana, you can't go to the theatre within four hours of eating garlic. In Florida, it's illegal to stay in a voting booth more then five minutes...(hmmm...... I wonder...) Anything that can go wrong will. -Murphy's Law I don't know how up to date these are, the book of wacky laws was published in '97. However, the first and the last are reasonably accurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 3, 2002 For all you couples out there: If you should find yourself in Halethorpe, Maryland, you can't kiss for more then on second at a time. No Joke. I mean it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted August 3, 2002 Don't drink and drive. wait. that probably will save your life. nevermind. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted August 3, 2002 Forget it. No Maryland for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 3, 2002 *nods* Not sure I could handle that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 4, 2002 You'd survive, but the will to live might leave you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted August 4, 2002 too much time spent in front of monitors may eventually lead to poor eyesight *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted August 4, 2002 *cough* *cough* bullsith *cough* Sorry gav ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted August 4, 2002 Well looks like all of us are up a creek without a paddle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted August 4, 2002 Nah... looking at TV screens or monitors doesn't lead to bad eyesight. So long as you us them in a well lit area, and don't just stare at the monitor, you'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted August 4, 2002 if you insist.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 4, 2002 *cough* *cough* bullsith *cough* Sorry gav *cracks up* I've always been blind as a bat, so I'll agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted August 4, 2002 If you have those heavy glass bowls in your house and one falls off the counter, do not try to break it's fall with your foot. They hurt like hell when they hit your ankle. It still hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted August 4, 2002 Don't drink and drive. *sip* Yeah... you might spill it ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 4, 2002 On our roads, you most certainly would... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted August 4, 2002 Yeah, Michigan roads are known for their suckiness... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 5, 2002 Something tells me you've never been down G'town Parkway or seen malfunction Junction in the past ten years... :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 6, 2002 The Once and Future King is quite boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 6, 2002 Actually, when you get past the Sword and the Stone, it's pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starstripe 0 Posted August 6, 2002 All they do is have love affairs and chop peoples heads off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted August 6, 2002 And Queen Morgouse kills that cat for the fun of it, and... yeah, you're right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
