Pandora 77 Posted July 29, 2002 How to tell if your father is nuts: Your family already has three dogs (one a great Pyreneese) and wants to get a Newfie, and let it breed with the Pyreneese, "Just to see what we come up with." I have been instructed to find a Newfie rescue today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 29, 2002 Chrome-colored anil polish is very, very shiney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 30, 2002 waking up when your dog jumps on you is NOT a good thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 Don't ever catch a train in Britain... You'll likely end up late and cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 30, 2002 when your mom is hungry, don't get between her and the food. you will lose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 30, 2002 waking up when your dog jumps on you is NOT a good thing Especially when your dog is big enough to ate a poodle. You may end up with a collapsed lung if he jumps on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 when your mom is hungry, don't get between her and the food. you will lose Which reminds me... Guys, here's something for future reference: When your wife calls from work and says she's hungry, she wants you to bring her something to eat, and she means now. (dad learned this one pretty easily...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 30, 2002 Role models and heroes are overrated. Find your own way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 never piss on an electric fence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 30, 2002 :o Please say you did not actually do that, Hal. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 never piss on an electric fence :rof: Did this come from personal experience, Hal? :rof: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 nope... a radio DJ here did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 What a moron! I bet it hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 Yeah lol... who says english people are smarter than americans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 No, no, Hal. See, there are plenty of Americans that will try it, just to find out why you shouldn't. I know several off the top of my head... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 lol... well, I touched an electric fence once, to see how powerful it was. I knew it wouldn't be too bad though, cos it was designed just to give sheep a shock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 *walks over to Hal and hits his forehead with the heel of her hand* You've just been added to my Stupid List. (j/k) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 Electricity is not a good thing to play with. *looks at Hal* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 It was a really weak fence. It just stung a bit and made my arm tingle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 *shakes head* ...Not all Brits are intelligent.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 30, 2002 and I'm supposed to be one of the most intelligent. Be afraid pod... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 30, 2002 And I'm in the top 5% of all American high school students. *turns pale* Oh no... *runs screaming from the thread* WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 30, 2002 *cowers* uh oh. here they go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
