Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 Even when there is no one in the room with you, don't try to sing while you're eating. Your chances of choking more than double. Told you not to try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 If there's a new store in the mall where an old one was that had Going Out of Business signes all over the place just two weeks ago, it was not in fact there last month. Even though there are people working in the new store that were in the old one doesn't make it the same store. The different names on the front kinda give that away. (yes, experience. Well, my Mom's.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 If when you pour a glass of milk and it comes out in chunks, dump the rest of the jug down the drain and do not drink what you poured. Tastes like cottage cheese, doesn't it? :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 If your mom is lamenting over the fact that she'll be 50 in eight years and illustrates her point by saying, "When I take your brother to get his permit I'll be fifty," Don't say, "One." She won't be very happy with you. At all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 When people ell you to get a life, be comforted in the fact that you have one. If you're parents punish you by taking SW away for a day, and it nearly traumatizes you, SW is your life. *sighs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 Acording to the TN state quarters, we have a musical heritage. Which is true: Memphis alone is the birthplace of rock and roll and the home of the blues. Then there's Nashville... Thought you might want to know! :grin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 27, 2002 Atlanta is a city with Los Angeles traffic and smog, New York attitude, Alabama stupidity, Pheonix heat, Saharan drought, Miami humidity, and biting and stinging insects from Hell. Stay away. Your mind and body will thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 27, 2002 Acording to the TN state quarters, we have a musical heritage. Which is true: Memphis alone is the birthplace of rock and roll and the home of the blues. Then there's Nashville... Thought you might want to know! :grin: Better than in Georgia. The only thing they could think to put on our quarter was a peach, which is not, I repeat, not are biggest agricultural product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 :lol: My dad's in Atlanta right now. Well, the airport anyway. Waiting on his plane home. You can tell the people around you are really stupid when you watch Who's Line is it Anyway (the British one, not the American version) and everyone around you stares blankly at the screen before replying, "Can anyone understand what they're saying?" *shakes head* So pathetic. So utterly pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 27, 2002 Follow the advice on warning labels. It's there because some dumbass before you did something really stupid with the product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2002 The easiest time to be bored is when there is a ton of things to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 28, 2002 Nobody is ever on the boards on Saturday night (Boy, i gotta get a life) *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 28, 2002 there are worse. trust me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted July 28, 2002 You can tell the people around you are really stupid when you watch Who's Line is it Anyway (the British one, not the American version) and everyone around you stares blankly at the screen before replying, "Can anyone understand what they're saying?" *shakes head* So pathetic. So utterly pathetic. You can get that in the US? Cool, that's such a funny program. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 28, 2002 On Comedy Central, yes. It comes on right before Saturday Night Live.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 28, 2002 we don't get it here..heard it's good.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 28, 2002 Yep, very good. Especially the international insults... If your corn dog burns your fingers when you pick it up, put it bacj on the plate and wait for it to cool. Don't put it right into your mouth. Told you to wait. (yes, experience...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 28, 2002 Pennies don't taste very good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 29, 2002 Don't confuse Hispanics and Mexicans. They are different and they WILL let you know it. Ask my family. We goofed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 29, 2002 Don't confuse Hispanics and Mexicans. They are different and they WILL let you know it. Ask my family. We goofed. I thought Mexicans were Hispanic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 29, 2002 Oh no their not.... Damn people will first let you know what they think of your goof up in English and then they start with Spanish.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 29, 2002 A question: how can information be useless and still save your life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 29, 2002 A question: how can information be useless and still save your life? It's a just stupid title I came up with on a very, very, very, very, very boring day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
