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Gav: Gone for good.

starwars fans treat startrek fans like dirt (as they should)

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Gav: Gone for good.

starwars and startrek fans don't normally live very long..

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Gav: Gone for good.

wait..i meant fans of both..as in..at the same time..as in..

ah you know what i mean..

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Rogue

Um...Gavin....do me a favor....have some Blended Ewok while I'm gone...k?

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Ana

Lol Gav!

If there are bugs in the sugar, throw the sugar out!

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Gav: Gone for good.

Betty Botter bought some butter

But she said "the butter's bitter

If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter"

So she bought some better butter

Better than her bitter butter

And she put it in her batter

And her batter wasn't bitter

If you're making batter, buy your butter properly the first time

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Gav: Gone for good.

and what's this about blended ewok?

heard it reduces brain cells..i'm dumb enough as it is :p

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Ana

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Peter Piper picked alltogether too many pickled peppers.

Peter Piper perpetuated pickled pepper pandemonium.

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Gav: Gone for good.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

woodchucks can't chuck wood

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Ana

Roses don't grow in Diet Coke.

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Gav: Gone for good.

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not

We'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not

friends are good for rainy season..

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oh my lord I read that butter one in a book. me and my friend had a hay day with that one

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Pandora

Hair is flammable. Very flammable. (thank the Force it isn't from my personaly experience)

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Pandora

When taking hangers out of the laundry room, don't try to move the hair out of your eyes with the hand that's holding the hangers. It's fairly painful. (yes, I did this this morning)

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Bad furday

Ah yes. Nothing like a coat hook in the eye first thing in the morning!

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Pandora

Oh no. Nothing like it. It has about the same effect as straight caf...

When getting a glass out of the cabinet, make sure your shoulder is clear of the cabinet door before reaching up for the glass. (yes, I've done this too)

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Pandora

No, I don't want to cut my hair, and don't come within five feet of me with those scisors unless you want them to go through you chest and out your back.

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Pandora

If I wanted to conform, I wouldn't be a SW freak.

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Pandora

Sane people frighten me.

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Pandora

When you order a BBQ sandwich in Memphis, the'll ask you if you want coleslaw. If you say yes, you will get coleslaw... on your sandwich. Always specify if you want it on the side or not. Trust me.

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Pandora

This thread has really become an advice column.

*shrugs* It may save your life someday to know that.

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Pandora

Carrots are crunchy. Very crunchy.

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Gav: Gone for good.

when running short distances (up to 3k, i reckon) try to breathe in thru the nose and out thru the mouth

when running longer distances, breathing entirely thru the nose helps prevent dehydration

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Pandora

Don't try to swallow that carrot whole. You can't do it.

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Pandora

Don't trust cartoons to get anything historically correct.

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