Rogue 4 Posted July 26, 2002 LOL...don't let your small dog get so fat you have to carry7 him down the stars...It's not fun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted July 26, 2002 Just don't own a dog in the first place, it'll save ya a lot of trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 26, 2002 Don't have a father who is allergic to fur and feathers. You don't get many pet choices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted July 26, 2002 Own a hot dog. They might spoil fast but at least your dad can't sneeze over them. And they're low maintainence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 26, 2002 Have a pet cactus. They never make a mess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2002 Really big dogs (like my Siberian husky) leave really big messes. :shocked!: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 have your dog chase his tail. keeps him amused for hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2002 have your dog chase his tail. keeps him amused for hours. Not my dog. Huskies are too smart. They stay amused by making their master the butt of their jokes. Eagles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 Lol! Ok my lab is just dumb enough. The dachshund just stands there and barks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2002 (This really might save your life.) Suppressing a sneeze can cause a brain anyeurism, possibly resulting in brain damage or death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 well 90% of the world suffers from brain damage... Anyways, also in regards of sneezing, if your eyes stayed open your eyeballs would pop out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 26, 2002 lolz link if you concentrate hard enough, you can cause goosebumps on your skin *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 26, 2002 don't try to make brownies in the microwave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 Don't take Gav as he is. You will think he's an ass (yes I was guilty) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2002 Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for plessure. (And how will that save your life? I have no clue, unless you live a really interesting life.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 26, 2002 re: link learn to take comments like that with a good dose of humor *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 *playfully punches Gav* Aw you're a man you can take it lol :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2002 You never fully realize how wise older people are. Then again, you never fully realize how dumb they are, either. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 26, 2002 *collapses on floor* *draws heavily on Force to get up* *slaps self on chest* yep, that's me..of course i can take it! *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 *cracks up at Gav* You are so hopeless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 26, 2002 ok then.... if your head is hard (mine is) it is usefull as a shield against punching and is a good battering ram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gav: Gone for good. 0 Posted July 26, 2002 [sobers up] you will never understand your parents till the day you realise you've become your paents..trust me on that one.. *sip* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 26, 2002 Nothing in life is free *sigh* boy doesn't the US know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 26, 2002 Some people are just so pathetic, that you can't waste your pity on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0 Posted July 26, 2002 non-starwars fans treat starwars fans like geeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
