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Useless information that could save your life

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Radioactive Isotope

when star tripping, make sure there aren't any big rocks or ditches nearby

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GI_Admiral

Definately warn your roommates before doing anything with a girl...((This wasnt me...I was the roommate that kept on walking in >.<))

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Radioactive Isotope

*shudder*

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Ayingel

make sure that you have your seatbelt on when driving with bridget down town...or with sarah anywhere for that matter.

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Tsl

Definately warn your roommates before doing anything with a girl...((This wasnt me...I was the roommate that kept on walking in >.<))

So...you walked in on them once and then just kept on doing it, huh? Smooth :p

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Ayingel

he just never learns.

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Radioactive Isotope

my spaghetti is sooooooo good

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Ayingel

and that will save me how? :p

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Chickenman

Say the Mafia wants you dead, unless you bring a delicious plate of spaghetti to them. Then all you have to do is go to JM's and steal hers.

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Ayingel

*raises eyebrow*

good point.

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Radioactive Isotope

this is the useless info thread, and that's pretty useless :p

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Ayingel

don't eat another man's chili.

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GI_Admiral

I wanted to go to bed...so at 2am I walked in: nope still busy

3AM nope still busy

4AM Finally...

Then they came back...O_O

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Radioactive Isotope

geez. tell 'em to get a hotel room next time. >.<

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GI_Admiral

we ended up making go to the side room and put a hat on the door

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Radioactive Isotope

whatever works as long as you don't have to see it

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Ayingel

never be tempted into eating schwann's smore's icecream...bad..icky...gross...

even if you have no food to be found in your house

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Tsl

In Toledo, Ohio, it is illegal to throw a snake at anyone.

In Paulding, Ohio, a police officer is allowed to bite a dog to silence it.

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Ayingel

i minneapolis and st paul (minnesota), it is illegal to drive a red car in the government districts...

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Princess

TSL, you may want to share this one with your male coworkers.

From my medical bloopers calendar...

During a code when they yell, "Clear!" a male nurse should always make sure he is not straddling the patient's arm when the patient is defibrillated. An RN on our staff found out the hard way when we discovered him on the floor in the fetal position!

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Drake

Ouch!

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GI_Admiral

I agree with Drake

Ouch!

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Tsl

:rofl: That's great!

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Radioactive Isotope

^ what she said :rofl:

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Ana

There is no such thing as nonfat half-and-half. This will save your life. When you don't get strangled by a crazed barista who does not have the magic powers allowing her to make a nonfat half-and-half latte.

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