TheUnknown 39 Posted July 25, 2003 You remember "London Bridge is Falling Down" from when you were younger? You know how two kids hold their arms up high while others cross under. Well, the part where the bridge comes down and captures one of the children actually refers to child sacrifice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 25, 2003 Thats disturbing, but still funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 25, 2003 I'm convinced children are the most morbid humans. "Ring Around the Rosey" is about the plague. And who could forget "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why, she swallowed a fly. Maybe she'll DIE." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 25, 2003 :lol: I cant believe I'm agreeing with you, but little kids ARE disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 25, 2003 Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure. (That's why Flipper is smiling.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted July 25, 2003 :rof: Poor guy who had to make him "Smiling" ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 26, 2003 And a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 26, 2003 Now, how could we transplant that trait to humans, eh? :wink: :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 26, 2003 Sex for mice only lasts five sconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted July 26, 2003 :lol: There must be a certain gene that controls it... Now we extract the gene. Somehow turn it into a liquid state thing... (Like they do with insulin) And inject to both teh woman and yourself while having sex.. Then you could really call yourself a sex god.. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 26, 2003 *bites back a comment and saves it for the Club* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 26, 2003 Squirrel orgasms are 20 minutes long... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 26, 2003 Rasputin was poisoned...and didn't die, shot multiple times...and didn't die, and thrown off a bridge to drown...and didn't die. Leon Trotsky was hit in the head with a pick axe...and didn't die. The moral: it is hard to kill a Russian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted July 27, 2003 Damn right.. You have to be to drink their kind of alcohol.. *Shudders* It's all in the gene's :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 27, 2003 Russians are crazy... jk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chozen 1 Posted July 27, 2003 Originated from Greeks so.. You can see why. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 27, 2003 Good moral, Unknown... but it doesn't mean we can't try. :wink: (jk) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
