Princess 35 Posted June 21, 2003 Because I'm working on keeping my dinner where it belongs. In my stomach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 21, 2003 oooh... eeeeeeeeewwww. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 6, 2003 Popcicles are generally served frozen. eating frozen things too quickly hurts. Badly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 18, 2003 With the exceptions of Ronald Reagan and (to date, no I'm not implying anything) George W. Bush, every U.S. president since 1840 that was elected in a year ending in zero has died while in office: William Henry Harrison; elected in 1840; died in 1841 of pneumonia Abraham Lincoln; elected in 1860; assassinated in 1865 James Garfield; elected in 1880; assassinated in 1881 William McKinley; elected in 1900; assassinated in 1901 Warren Harding; elected in 1920; died in 1923 from food poisoning Franklin D. Roosevelt; elected in 1940; died in 1945 from a stroke John F. Kennedy; elected in 1960; assassinated in 1963 And Reagan was shot several times in 1981. The moral, don't run for President in a year ending in zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 18, 2003 Do I sense some wistfulness in that post, Unknown? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 18, 2003 no I'm not implying anything That answer your question? (Besides, those pretzels are bad enough on him.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 18, 2003 Oh yeah... those killer pretzels. YOU sent them, didnt you? *Shifty eyes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted July 18, 2003 Yep, and that Segway (sp?) scooter that tipped over with him, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 18, 2003 Which is funny, considering that if you read the directions and do everything you're supposed to, the Segway WON'T tip over ! And just like HAL in 2001, I must say, "This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has ALWAYS been due, to human error!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander 0 Posted July 18, 2003 Don't pee into the wind after drinking sulfuric acid. This of course supposing you survive long enough to urinate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2003 Don't wear something you don't want to get wet one the water rides at Universal. You'll regret it. Trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 20, 2003 Don't translate Rammstein literally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 20, 2003 No, just trust me. Especially if you're only a first-year German student. *clears throat* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 20, 2003 Although... *laughs* the difference between the literal translation and Rammstein's "official" translation is funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 20, 2003 Either I'll email it to you or post it in the Club. Some material may be inappropriate for children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted July 20, 2003 Dont give lectures. You have to drink too much water, then you have to piss a hell of a lot. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted July 20, 2003 Especially if you're only a first-year German student. i'm going into my third year of German. it's fun. "Brad Pitt ist schwul mit Matt Damon!" <---my teacher. hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
