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Pandora

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Link

never mess with Link or Princess when they're in one of their "moods"

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GI_Admiral

I think that could apply to everyone...

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TheUnknown

Where did you hide the body?

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^Hal^

I think that could apply to everyone...

not me... I just laugh at people who annoy me.

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Link

no where yet. *kills Unknown and throws the body in a lake* now it's in the lake.

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GI_Admiral

lol, laughing is good...until you cant breath and your sides hurt...

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TheUnknown

*Resurrects himself.*

*Spits out water.* Dammit, Link. I didn't mean my body. I meant whoever annoyed you and Princess.

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Link

*cracks up and does it again* i don't need a rhyme or reason. you were there.

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CorSec

Never get caught having to spend "quality time" with the family...*shudders* bad experiences...

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GI_Admiral

Muahahahhahaha....I know what you mean lol

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CorSec

Never mention the words "quality time" around the family etheir! :p its best not to remind them how little time they see you..

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Occo, The Eternally Mana-Screwed One

Nuclear power plants don't actually use fission for power, they just use it to heat water to turn turbines.

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CorSec

While flying a starfighter, Never open your cockpit in the middle of space to dump out yer garbage

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Andy

You have to be British to join the British armed forces.

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Drake

When you find out that the brakes on your go-kart don't work as you pull into the pit, you should consider checking them earlier.

(I found this out in Florida and gave my friend a nice jolt because of it)

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Bad furday

heh....those go-karts are fun! Until they give you a crappy one whose engine sounds and feels like it'll die on you going down the straightaway, or up a hill.......

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Drake

I had one of those...it was the same one as the brakeless kart I think. The engine was sqeeking all the time.

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Link

don't try and put a kid on a horse bareback when he hates the horse... he will piss it off.

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CorSec

Bah..I got a slow crappy Go-cart one time..no fun

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Pandora

There are certain types of people that should not be left alone with others like them. For a few instances...

TV people, in other words, anyone in my TV class, supposedly the "elite" of the school... heh. Here's why: When you leave us alone, bored and unattended, we separate into smaller groups. Two guys, we'll call them 'A' and 'J', like to make objects defy gravity. Yesterday, the object was a cap from a 1 liter Coke bottle. 'A' discovered that if the bottle cap is on a level surface--such as a table top-- and it's on the round part, it will roll across the table with great speed if one pushes on the end hard enough. There were several loosely rolled posters laying on this particular table at varying angles to each other. Purely by accident 'A' discovered that the bottle cap could be propelled through the tubes the posters created, and launched across the room. 'J' was soon called over, and this continues for approximately twenty minutes. Today, 'A' thought it would be fun to attempt to make the same bottle cap "jump" over the TV moniters on the linear editing board. However he chose the time to try this while I was working on the news. Needless to say 'A' nearly ate a bottle cap.

Honor students should also be kept busy, especially when one of them is me running on a friggin' triple cappuchino that I CHUGGED (I was running late this morning), and their English II honors teacher is completly nuts and all you see her drink is caffenated beverages. Here's why: We turned in our research papers today, the papers that pretty much determines whether we will pass or fail this term. When we came into the room, our teacher had taped a long sheet of red butcher paper on floor from one end of the room to the other. At the far end was a box where we were to place our papers. However, our beloved teacher could not make it that simple, no. The red paper became our "red carpet", which we had to walk down... in its entirety, with weird music playing in the background. The song that was playing during my turn was a creepy, gothic-sounding funeralish, Adams family-like thing... so, being on the coffee buzz that I was on, I snagged the black feather boa from the teacher's very LARGE collection, and dramatically turned in my paper. A few other girls used a boa, so by the end of the class there was feathers all over the place. While we were just sitting around, chilling, waiting for the bell to ring, and red feather lands on my desk... so I pick it up... tilt my head back and blow on it... I must've spent fifteen minutes trying to keep that damn feather in the air. By the time the bell finally rang, just about everyone was doing the same thing with feathers of varying colors... some in groups... and I swear two guys were playing volleyball....

Yeah, we're nuts.

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Princess

Yeah you are.

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Pandora

Or my biology lab group! Don't leave us alone... or don't let us sit together, one. Today someone had a coke bottle and we were shaking it up and took turns trying to get it to open with making a mess... the guy next to me got coke all over my papers... so I hit him in the back of the head... then we got yelled at, lol... so we threw the Coke bottle at a some random person across the group...

... I'll think of some more!

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Andy

lol... They're ALL Podcrazy!

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CorSec

lol....well then...Can't say I havent spent a bit of my time trying to keep feathers afloat with air... :D

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Pandora

Okay, a follow up note on the 'A' and 'J' bottlecap incident...

Today I told 'A' that I posted a that on the internet. His response? "THTA WAS FUN! Hey where'd the bottle cap go..." and he then began to turn the room upside down trying to find that damn bottle cap.

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