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[Ana 15]

Yes it does.

But two carrots moved to Vancouver.

[Andy 60]

Really? I always thought there was some nice greenhouses there.

[Bad furday 57]

GrrArrgh!

I did it again

I stapled my face

And I can't get it out!

(not really, but it would be funny if Spears did this!)

[^Hal^ 1]

Well, when there is anothe nw moon, it will rain donkeys, so... it could happen

[Master MJade 0]

TEST SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm supposed to be doing a web test but..... we all know what happens when i get on-line

[^Hal^ 1]

I'll help you if you need it...

[Sticks 1]

I'm hungry.

[Ana 15]

Does it have to be human?

[Andy 60]

I am a table.... :roll:

[Ana 15]

Sorry, but here it is illegal for M&M's to smoke ciggarettes on a Tuesday.

[Sticks 1]

But I'm almost done baking them!

[Andy 60]

Tell that to the postcard, lady.

[Ana 15]

Then you can go kill Nsync.

[^Hal^ 1]

And finish with a matrix

[Ana 15]

And one and two and three and... augh!

[Bad furday 57]

Otter javelins have points at both ends. Double the pain!

[Ana 15]

Now when parachuting down the Grand Canyon, remember to have your legal will written out and in safe hands before you go.

[^Hal^ 1]

there's the sound of french hitting the deck!

[Ana 15]

Please sign a waiver before trying our blowfish a la creme. We cannot be held responsible if you die.

[^Hal^ 1]

on the other hand, we can be held responsible if three horse-mounted archers come through the window and eat all your food

[^Hal^ 1]

Ahh.. th poosts ae attacking

[Ana 15]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (Used to love that TV show...)

[Andy 60]

Did you know that tomatos are made out of toothpaste?

[Ana 15]

In Tibet, they use rat droppings instead.

[Andy 60]

That's good to know. I'll remember that when I'm mowing the lawn.