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[CorSec 5]

Yes. How could you not know you have corn on your face? Unless...You'd been wearing a corn mask to live among a diabolical race of corn men.

Edited July 6, 2004 by CorSec

[Bushy 0]

I've done a little hard driving myself, if you catch my meaning.

[CorSec 5]

Alright...'Gabe'...Oh. Hmm. It says here you made "crude sexual references a number of times throughout a MechAssault match"

[CorSec 5]

Fine...

Some people play Tennis. I erode the human soul.

[Bushy 0]

Do I look like a little girl to you? Do I have cute blonde pigtails? Little dress maybe?

[Ana 15]

Honestly, the confusion of the sticky notes these days is just sad. I mean, the point is to make sure that the moths all fly to Mexico City, right?

[Ender 8]

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Do you see me jumpin' nimbly from tree to tree? Do you see me eatin' MICE?

[Chickenman 9]

That squirrel stole my hankerchief! I'll track him down even if it takes me to Dallas! Beware innocent Dallas-ians!

[Ender 8]

How did I call that one?

[CorSec 5]

Finally a game that blends my two passions: futuristic laser gunplay and marine cephalopod mollusks.

[Ana 15]

'Tintinnabulation' is my favorite word. Next to 'wtfmate?'

[chozen 1]

moo

[CorSec 5]

Me? I flipped off a box of kittens.

[Ender 8]

Driv3r is like having hot joy pumped into you.

[chozen 1]

it suxxors. it suxxors

[Ana 15]

'Oh god this is like that movie Citizen Kane, you know, where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was, 'cause like, she's dead!"

[Sticks 1]

Somebody stop me!

[Ender 8]

Time to crash!!

[Ana 15]

Thou shalt not say 'Moo' unless thou art blocked whilst getting unto the freewaye, henceforth!

Edited July 12, 2004 by Ana

[Sticks 1]

Aww...crap...just dropped the jello again.

[chozen 1]

moo

[Ender 8]

Bouncy boomey!

[Ender 8]

I drowned the elderly woman I was taking care of and buried her under a porta-potty in a town north of Tulsa, called "Owassa"

[Ana 15]

Well what were you expecting? Underwear?

[Bad furday 57]

Have you seen the defaced queen?

She lies in death, her face unseen.

And with the hole broke in her chest

Her spirit wanders, without rest.