The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Andy 60]

But a huge hippy hippo sat on them, declaring that the war was evil.

[Master MJade 0]

the cat made 'em do it!!!

[Link 3]

damn the M&Ms!

[Andy 60]

Mmm... M&Ms... *wanders off to look for some*

[CorSec 5]

*Wanders off a cliff*

Arghness! My spleen!

[Andy 60]

*walks over to the edge, and finds him dangling by his spleen from a jagged rock*

CorSec, what are you playing at?

[CorSec 5]

Im playing at "Joes Diner" on tuesday..come on in to hear some tunes by me and my trusty toothbrush band!

[Andy 60]

But my door won't let me! It says I'm "too unpredictable" to leave the room!

[CorSec 5]

screwdriver the door...then sell yourself a drink..a nice big Screwdriver! and then run around three times while juggling cats. This is how you achieve inner peace.

[Andy 60]

Pieces of Eight!  [fliph:0cb42d140d]Pieces of Eight![/fliph:0cb42d140d]

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[CorSec 5]

Whooaness...funky

[Sticks 1]

Has the cheeze side gotten to you or what?

[Starstripe 0]

Sheepness!

[Andy 60]

*sees Starstripe, and keels over, dead, again*

Gasp! It's you!

[CorSec 5]

Yay! *starts singing* Ding Dong, the Beeurd is dead! the Beeurd is Dead! Ding Dong, the Wicked Beeurd is dead!!!

[Andy 60]

Nice...

I can smell Pot Noodle...

*wanders off to investigate*

[Sticks 1]

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down? Wow!

[Sticks 1]

((wonders where everyone is!))

Step right up to the house of randomness! Tickets are only 5 million telephones and you mustn't care about cougars!

[Occo, The Eternally Mana-Screwed One 0]

May the Schwartz Be with you!

[^Hal^ 1]

BOO!

[CorSec 5]

!OOB

[Sticks 1]

I might ask where you got the motorhome if you were blue, but since you're copper with a touch of WD-40 I don't think I should.

[Andy 60]

*cackles*

[chozen 1]

why have you got an ice cream cone with a turban on its head?

it looks like a member of the taliban

[Pandora 77]

*looks around cautiously*

*Whispers* The cucumbers are coming.