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[^Hal^ 1]

An interesting point. I never considered whether my internal Phase-shifter whatjamacallit was still working

[CorSec 5]

I think we should move now. The peanuts will catch us if they realize we stole their elephant pine sol

[^Hal^ 1]

What aabout the squirrels... They're gonna kill Pod for this

[CorSec 5]

Im sure they wont mind if the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

[^Hal^ 1]

unfortunately the tree was eaten to make way for a new inter-galactic expressway tomorrow morning

[Sticks 1]

Why didn't you tell Luke that?

[CorSec 5]

His Voice Mail said he was shooting cheeze on Zanzabar II..

[Sticks 1]

I didn't know he knew how to use snail mail, he never told my cat that.

[^Hal^ 1]

Yeah, and oranges are really good at passing on messages

[Sticks 1]

Only if the biker doesnt want to eat it first.

[^Hal^ 1]

Cheese is forever!

[Drake 53]

Yub yub is a subliminal message. It speeled backwards says "buy buy". That's the reason why everyone has the X-Wing series.

[Bad furday 57]

LOL! Amazing and true!

[^Hal^ 1]

(rofl drake) Dum dum dum dum dumdumdumdumdum dum dumdum DUM DUM DUM...

[CorSec 5]

hmm..I've made a discovery..socks covered in water...are..wet!

[Sticks 1]

Did you know that today is Friday, February 30th? Err...wait...

[^Hal^ 1]

Wait? But i already missed th train...

[Sticks 1]

But if you hurry you can catch the goose!

[CorSec 5]

Tis their mating season, they wont be ready for dinner till may!

[Sticks 1]

Pitty, I was going to cook roasted duck with a side of pickles.

[^Hal^ 1]

Myself, I've always admired frozen pizza.. 15 mins in the oven and voila, the bombs have been changed into grease-monekys

[Sticks 1]

And when you're done eating, just throw the dust kitties into a paper sack and send them off to Ethiopia!

[^Hal^ 1]

well, i'm sure the paperboy will appreciate that!

[Andy 60]

Yeah, especially if the price of wallpaper drops by 12 credits.

[Link 3]

and then the twinkie and the twizzler ran off together...