The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Sticks 1]

*thinks about nothing and hears a purple people eater scream*

[Andy 60]

*watches the purple people eater eat some purple people*

[Bad furday 57]

Purple people...does this mean they're California Raisins?

[Sticks 1]

*shudders*

I hope not, they're becoming extinct because of grape infestation.

[Ana 15]

Well the obvious answer then is to drink all the wine up!

[Sticks 1]

But I'd rather taste oranges, they smell better.

[CorSec 5]

Eating Hot meals is fun until you realize there not hot anymore

[Sticks 1]

Or ya burn your tongue. Then you have to sprinkle pepper on the table and close your eyes and blow out the candles!

[CorSec 5]

Yeah..ermm..after you walk under the ladder leading to the Basement

[Sticks 1]

Does that come after or before the fairy in the pretty pink dress?

[CorSec 5]

Righ in the middle is when the purple angel arrives.

[Sticks 1]

Then there's host of heavenly angels saying something or other...I couldn't really understand them most of the time...

[CorSec 5]

They say: Cheeze...ermm..tasty good ness in a can!

[Sticks 1]

Mwahaha! Eh! *cough cough* *sputter*

[CorSec 5]

Gas...bad engine...must need some more chocolate

[Sticks 1]

*pops a KitKat in her mouth and continues cutting the ugly flowers from her mom's flower bed*

[CorSec 5]

*steals a nearby bottle of water and listens to its talking*

[Sticks 1]

*has a staring contest with a fly*

[CorSec 5]

*swats the Spider with a pile of green newspaper*

Disgusting creatures...

Ha! I win!

[Sticks 1]

*picks up the spider*

Aw...poor thing! He never did anything to you, meanie!

*sets the spider back down, shudders, and steps on it*

[CorSec 5]

:lol:

Cheeze..mm..I had some at dinner

[Sticks 1]

Can't you ever think about anything but pineapples?

[CorSec 5]

Pine Trees are nice as air fresheners but I dont like to dwell on them too much

[Sticks 1]

You can only think one time about cars, then ya have to spend the rest of the apple on the garbage! Erm...

[CorSec 5]

Recycle this recycle that....Redo, Remessify, Redo...the 3 Rs. But once you end up with only 3 goals short of a six pack...you lose purpose in cheeze