The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[CorSec 5]

Meesly Bees attack!

[Sticks 1]

WHAP!!!

*swats a bug from the sky*

[CorSec 5]

Fly me to the Moon! Let me see what Spring is like on Jupiter and Mars!

[Sticks 1]

Make a home out of clay glass and my bird will sing the national anthem of pluto!

[CorSec 5]

International Planetary Galactic Republic of the Confederacy of Cheese

[Andy 60]

You stole the cheese!

the International Consortium of Dairy Cows wants it back!

[Sticks 1]

The International Agency of Purple Penguins is holding the First Annual Cheesefest in Northern Sicily on November 41st!

[CorSec 5]

Search your Pockets! You know you have the Cheese!

[Bad furday 57]

The Cheese can be with you...always!

[Sticks 1]

No, it can't be! Someone ate the cheeze!!!

[Princess 35]

It was the spoon!

[Sticks 1]

Bad fork! I knew you were a bad influence to those monkeys.

[Rogue 4]

Fire in the Hole!

[Sticks 1]

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Turkey's done!

[Rogue 4]

Ah! flying candy bars! *catches a Snickers*

Hungry, Why wait! Grab a snickers! Now available in the falling from the sky variety. (Not sold anywhere)

[Sticks 1]

*reaches down and grabs a banana from the purple sky*

[Rogue 4]

*falls from heaven, and hits the ground hard* Ow...

[Sticks 1]

Help! A flashlight just flew from the north-going wind into a tree!

[Rogue 4]

My eyes! They Burn! Like Ice cream!

[Sticks 1]

*picks up the flashlight*

Look, sir! Droids!

[Rogue 4]

Ostriches? Where?

[Sticks 1]

Over yonder, in the volcano, will you find some woodpeckers.

[Rogue 4]

Thy art not as stupid as thy seem!

[Sticks 1]

Open you eyes, for you're not seeing correctly!

[Rogue 4]

*wishes she could whistle*