The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

But the cow turned to the moon and said, "I am so over you!"

[Sticks 1]

I think you mean the movie where bob the tomato carried Galadrial across the Cherry Mountains.

[CorSec 5]

And then the Spoon ran away with the Loon! And the Cheese turned to milk with the help of the miniture garden ornaments...

[Sticks 1]

But the Sithmas tree still proved to have wings and it flew into a river!

[CorSec 5]

No No No! Check you telephone! You must have sent the wrong Email! Thats a totally different short story!

[Sticks 1]

I dont think you know your fairytales!

[CorSec 5]

Tails was a cool Orange character in Sonic The Ostrich hog game!

[Ana 15]

This is my bobblehead! Go get your own!

[Drake 53]

Oh...go blow a hand-grenade!

[Ana 15]

Can't, sir, the Goa'uld troops have gained control of the gate!

[Andy 60]

It's all my fault! I should have oiled the hinges! *cries*

[Drake 53]

Damn you...damn you all to heaven!

[CorSec 5]

*Runs off to the Bahamas*

Cackle Cackle

You have no idea where I've hidden my secret holo device! But dont worry I'll reveal it to you before the Cat strikes nine cheese pastrys!

[Ana 15]

The Swedes will be here far before the cows come home.

[CorSec 5]

Dont worry..Those Gerbils arent going anywhere. And the crying wolves can just fly away of they feel threatened

[Sticks 1]

Hey, it's Tom Thumb and his counterpart, the blue penguins!

*points to a tree*

[CorSec 5]

*Gets up out of Tree contume*

Ha! I am invincible!

You dont know where the secret Blue penguin brother is....and his meatball evil friend!

[Sticks 1]

M-meatballs! AHHHHH!!!! Don't let them take me away!!!

[CorSec 5]

What are you talking about! I said nothing about Cheese!

[Sticks 1]

*is dragged away by the meatballs*

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Help me!

[Ana 15]

*Beats the meatballs with a hockey stick* No! You're not going to turn her into one of you!

[Sticks 1]

*breaks free and runs into a brick wall*

*gasps*

No! Mommy!

[CorSec 5]

No! Daddy!

Look a distraction! *points north*

Ahhh! Giant television sets on the horizon sir! report!

[Sticks 1]

*blinks*

I can't feel my appendix!

[CorSec 5]

AHHHHHHHHHH! I only have Two Arms!!! and one nose! Blast! this is why I hate Forums!