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[CorSec 5]

*A man jumps off a building into a pile of dung*

Ahhhh! The Sky is falling Chicken little! Run run I say! dont look back!

*looks back and a flaming muffin flys into his face*

Ow! Watch out for those meteors! There coming in fast! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Ana 15]

Run run run as fast as you can

You can't catch me, I'm the stinky cheese man!

[CorSec 5]

Cheese man! I am your Uncles' brothers' old dentists' cousins' foot doctors' brothers' roomate! And that makes us absolutely nothing!! hahahah!!!

But remember....Use the power of the dark tide you must..for the oceans will swell at your command!!

[Ana 15]

So the question is, which came first- immortality or time travel?

[CorSec 5]

I had that question ona quiz once...It was multiple answer one...there 5 possibilities and I chose D)Cheese...

[Ana 15]

:p Silly you! Immortality came first! It says so quite clearly on the first page of the first chapter of In the Garden of Iden by Kage Baker.

[CorSec 5]

Silly billy Goat! Ha! *is not funny but laughs a lot anyway*

but what came first..the Chicken or the Egg? or the Disgruntled chicklet getting so much attention inside of its shell?

[Ana 15]

42! 42! the answer is 42!

[CorSec 5]

No! Dont you see?!?!? its 37!

[Ana 15]

Says who?

[CorSec 5]

The Aliens who took Elvis to Mars and then stole my hamsters brain! They tell me everything

[Ana 15]

Well Dib said that you're the alien, not Zim!

[CorSec 5]

Flotsam rules where people arent cool is what I say...that solves all my problems with birds

[Ana 15]

Oh? Well then what about Jaws?

[CorSec 5]

I dunno? Who brought up the subject of burning computers anyway?

[Ana 15]

It was Flight. Or fight. One of those two.

[CorSec 5]

Flight was invented by a short person..Fight was invented by a strong person

[Ana 15]

So you think that Flight is short?

[CorSec 5]

Course not..now your putting strange groups of letters into my mouth..Im saying Flying was invented by someone who couldnt reach up and touch the sky..

[Ana 15]

*Turns back to cooking the meatballs*

Right... you just keep telling yourself that...

[CorSec 5]

Meatball cooker! How dare you! they have rights too ya know! just like green panthers!

[Ana 15]

Hush you. *throws flaming meatballs at him*

[CorSec 5]

Ahhh! not the meteors again! RUN!

[Ana 15]

More raisins! Much more raisins! More raisins! Much more raisins! *Pelts him with flaming meatballs and raisins and muffins*

[CorSec 5]

*Turns around to find things flying at him*

AHHHHH! Jedi mind trick! they must not be real! ha! I shall stand in their way!

*is pelted by the raisins, muffins, and meatballs*

ow...ok..they are real