The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Sticks 1]

Hehehe

*takes out a pan and fries a flashlight*

[CorSec 5]

*Steals the potato that Sticks is holding and chucks it at a hammer*

DIE CHEESE!

[Sticks 1]

Hey! That was my last deck of cards!

[Andy 60]

"All hands on deck," cried the Captain, "We are under attack by vicious meatballs!"

[CorSec 5]

Take the Rear Potato Gun! Make sure they dont break through the avacodo!

[Andy 60]

Damn those vegetables, the gravy boat has spung a leek!

[CorSec 5]

leeches on the Starboard Bow! Make sure they dont fall into my soup!

[Andy 60]

Why not? Then they'd by souper leeches!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Super Leech!

[CorSec 5]

oh no! please no Bad Movie references! MY tomatos arent cooked enough!

[Andy 60]

Ah, sorry, I should have remembered to finish my Alderaan Jigsaw.

[CorSec 5]

AHHHH! Not Saws! They remind me of Hammers!

[Andy 60]

May the Saws be with you.

[CorSec 5]

Saws are like Cheese! They dont die when you pour yogourt on them! YAP!

[Andy 60]

Mine did. I used to keep one in a cage as a pet... But I fed it a yoghurt and pickle sandwich and it died :(

[CorSec 5]

I hear pickles are in line with the scary people..dont make the meatballs eat us!

[Andy 60]

Ever see that movie? "Night of the Living Meatballs"?

[CorSec 5]

Yeah..right after I saw JAWS..A movie about penguins eating meatballs

[Andy 60]

I still say those weren't fake penguins they used.

[CorSec 5]

Hmm..Those cheese puffs were all animated though

[Sticks 1]

You guys are all wrong! The pickle didn't enter after the meatball, it flew in with the tomato!

[CorSec 5]

No No No...The Avacodo Armour protected the Eagle on his quest for redemption..the Pickle was a stand in.

[Sticks 1]

Ok, but where does the meatball find out he's brothers with the olive?

[CorSec 5]

Nooo! I only watched The movie twice! Dont spoil it for me!

[Drake 53]

My muffins are burning! My muffins are burning!

*throws a flaming muffin at CorSec*

[Ana 15]

*Sees Artoo-Detoo and See-Threepio*

Noooooooooo! The psychic robot Christmas elves have come to read our minds!