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[Drake 53]

Quack quack!

[Sticks 1]

Nuh uh! They moo! Like this:

Arf Arf!

[Ana 15]

*looks around* When Jupiter is in the seventh house, the buffalo will return to the sun so they might be properly cancerous.

[Andy 60]

"Lego of me! lego of me!" Said the building block.

[Bad furday 57]

Ah hahahahaha! *Whacks Beeurd for the bad pun of the day* :p

[Andy 60]

:D

I dunno where that came from. It just sort of popped into my head.

[Ana 15]

*Hugs las legos, mistaking them for Legolas*

[Bad furday 57]

Lego ergo Sum : I build therefore I am!

[CorSec 5]

I am a lego made out of cheese

[Ana 15]

*Dances around chanting*

Cheeses of the World! Cheeses of the World! Cheeses of the World!

[Sticks 1]

*glances at the bucking kangaroo riding into Buckingham Palace*

[Rogue 4]

*holds a staring contest with some spaghetti and meatballs* ha! you lose...

[Sticks 1]

Get away from the meatballs!! They'll kill ya!

[Rogue 4]

*stares at the meatballs disbeliving, and yet believing that she's disbelieving, she stares*

[Sticks 1]

*watchs as the meatball jumps up and runs around the room after a disbelieveing Rogue with a toothpick in it's slimy little hands*

[Rogue 4]

NO! not the toothpick! I've already been killed by a toothpick! can't you people think of anything else?!

*takes out a vibroblade, and chases after the Meatball*

[Sticks 1]

*watches the meatball and Rogue collide head on*

Ouch...meatloaf...

[Rogue 4]

Ew.... :evil:

[Bad furday 57]

Not the Mara side!!! * looks around for a safe place*

[Rogue 4]

*hacks the meatball to pieces* you ruined my new, red-black form fitting flightsuit you overgrown chunk of meat!

[Ana 15]

*Builds a fortress to keep out any more invading Barbies*

[Sticks 1]

*joins Ana in her fortress*

Ah!!! Don't let the meatballs in!

[Ana 15]

The meatballs have allied themselves with the Barbies! We shall not defeat them!

[Andy 60]

Aha! But I have the meatball's arch-enemy here!

The dreaded FORK OF DOOM!

*holds out a standard dinner fork, and the meetaballs roll screaming, or squelching, away to their Barbie allies*

[Drake 53]

*lands a transport in the fortress and slides down the ramp because it's covered with ice*

Aha! I have brought reinforcements to fight the onslaught of the dreaded meatballs!

*a hundred armoured penguins come sliding down the ramp on their stomachs*

This party's just gettin started...