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[Master MJade 0]

thanksgiving is here

Gobble Gobble Pilgrim

[Ana 15]

If the trumpeter blows the conch, isn't he a concher?

[Bad furday 57]

Giddyup 409!!

[Ana 15]

How can this be a Winter Wonderland? It's 69 degrees out!

[Master MJade 0]

it aint hot its....105.6 degrees F

[Ana 15]

See? Absolutely subarctic!

[Link 3]

I'm still convinced the blueberry beat the tar out of the lemon

[Andy 60]

Yeah that lettuce has always been a bit of a rebel.

[Link 3]

i heard about the mustard too...

[Andy 60]

I heard he was watching the salad dressing.

[Link 3]

The streetlight just ran away...

[Ana 15]

If it means that much to you, go call it on the cellphone, if not, run it over!

[Link 3]

Well that does it.

[Ana 15]

*kills the dead body*

[^Hal^ 1]

If life gives you a lemon, wear it as a hat

[Ana 15]

Penguins ride bicycles too.

[Master MJade 0]

they've been lying to us!!!!

North is South,

East is West!!

so polar bears do live at the south pole!

[Drake 53]

Sio Bibble (in AotC) = Santa Claus

[Ana 15]

Mylanta tastes like chicken.

[Master MJade 0]

i'm a bird!!!!

[Bad furday 57]

Remember: In case of emergency, dial 999!

[Drake 53]

Really!? I thought it was "666".

[Ana 15]

No, that's the number to dial if you want to turn into a chicken on your birthday.

[Master MJade 0]

what's chicken?

[Drake 53]

We're all just ugly bags of mostly water.