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[Drake 53]

Blasted, kriffing, vaping, fragged up, scruffy looking, bantha poodoo, nerf herders!

[Master MJade 0]

i ain't scruffy lookin' so you must be talkin about my dog.

[Drake 53]

If you insist...

[Master MJade 0]

i don't

[Drake 53]

Cool.

[Sticks 1]

Why's that? I didn't think it was an alien.

[Ana 15]

But Bill Gates did, and that's all that matters...

[Sticks 1]

I think Bush is gonna do a better job though.

[Ana 15]

Only if the bunnies stay away.

[Drake 53]

Bill Gates is a thief.

[Ana 15]

Darn skippy!

[Master MJade 0]

beans make you fart

[Ana 15]

Not me! It was the moose!

[Drake 53]

That's the oldest excuse in the book.

[Princess 35]

My dog ate it!

[Drake 53]

Here's another one. *hands her a copy*

Keep it secret...keep it safe.

[Link 3]

*jumps into the window* Ha!

[Master MJade 0]

I'm CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

[Ana 15]

Like peanuts! Teeheeheeheehee!

[Bad furday 57]

One fish two fish red fish blue fish!

[Ana 15]

That's repitition!

[Bad furday 57]

no, it's.......The Schwartz!

[Ana 15]

Come on everybody, it's the Hamsterdance!

[^Hal^ 1]

Warning: Things are hot when heated

[Ana 15]

Wanna bet?