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[Master MJade 0]

me hablo espanol

[Andy 60]

Really? That's lovely, I speak English.

[Master MJade 0]

lovely is a..... hmm what is lovely

[Drake 53]

My arm tastes like chicken.

[Master MJade 0]

turkey...

gobble gobble

[Drake 53]

(-O-)

[Master MJade 0]

>o<

[Ana 15]

Flufimu!

[Master MJade 0]

walk like a penguin

[Ana 15]

Top hat, bow tie and tails!

[Master MJade 0]

monkey suit is better than your birthday suit.

[Ana 15]

You speakin to me?!

[Drake 53]

I'm gonna hunt you down and shoot you like a dog.

[Ana 15]

So says the Queen of Norway to Mr. Rudolph.

[Drake 53]

Zoom zoom...

[Ana 15]

Alpha beta gamma delta...

[Drake 53]

Tell me something I don't know.

[Ana 15]

My pet cactus is named Jim.

[Drake 53]

I know a song that gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves. I know a song that gets on your nerves...and it goes a little something like this...UGH! :D

[Ana 15]

The tomagachi that never loses weight

It just grows fatter every day

Some people started feeding it

Not knowing what it was

And they'll continue feeding it forever

Just because...

(Repeat indefinitely to the tune of "Song that never Ends")

[Drake 53]

I had a pet rock named Bob...but he died. :(

[Ana 15]

BOB?!?!?!?!?!?! *faints*

[Drake 53]

He smelled like catfish. :)

[Ana 15]

Oh... sure he wasn't named Commander Charles Tucker III?

[Drake 53]

(LOL!) Possibly...