The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Row, row, row your boot, gently down the aisle. Tired, tired, tired, tired, still another mile.

[Andy 60]

Miles high, outside the atmoshpere,

Floats my brain,

Which I lost last year...

[Bad furday 57]

Let's go fly a kite!

[^Hal^ 1]

And eat mayonnaise!

[Andy 60]

While on a rollercoaster!

[Rogue 4]

I am invincible...as long as I'm alive!

[Andy 60]

Would you like to be on top of a big pointy stick that sprayed olive oil at you?

[Rogue 4]

Bathe in dog drool? what are you on...?

[Ana 15]

Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

[Andy 60]

Mmm! This clock tastes just like crude oil! Yummy!

[Ana 15]

Chicken! I'm gonna eat you! Haha!

[Andy 60]

Turkey, turkey,

In the oven,

When are you ready?

'Cos I am starv'n

[Bad furday 57]

Beeurd seems to be in a rhymish mood...Wait....is 'rhymish' a word? Or do we have another entry for the GB dictionary?

[Ana 15]

Rymish- to be from the land of Rhyme. Rhyme is historically allied with the Republic of Lala, and shares a border with Teletubbyland.

[Andy 60]

NOOO!

Not the Teletubbies!

(Although they do taste good on toast)

[Ana 15]

With a bit of onion jelly sprinkled on the heads.

[Andy 60]

Tasteriffic!

[Ana 15]

I have a head in my closet! No, really, I do.

[Andy 60]

I have a brain in my pen-drawer....

[Link 3]

i heard something about the turkey in the straw....

[Andy 60]

No, that wasn't straw!

It was a polterguiest.

[Ana 15]

It's name is Grace.

[Andy 60]

And it was full of gristle.

[Ana 15]

Je m'appelle Anana!

[Andy 60]

Je suis un passage cloute