The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

Not drunk, just dead!

[Sticks 1]

Bump! Set! Spike!

[Ana 15]

Gahhh!!!! No more!

[Bad furday 57]

Actually, I'm with the tourgroup. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

[Ana 15]

Well ain't life just so peachy-keen wonderful?!

[Bad furday 57]

Double the pleasure, double the fun! Make a statement with the great mint of Doublemint gum!

[Ana 15]

But I don't wanna! And you can't make me!

[Andy 60]

Ve have vays ov making you talk...

[^Hal^ 1]

And you really expct me to believe that? Purple elephants?

[Ana 15]

No, I want to be a football player when I grow up!

[^Hal^ 1]

Ahh, football hooligans. Such cordial gentlemen

[Bad furday 57]

Excuse me...........I don't know why I'm interrupting!

[^Hal^ 1]

Well I can't see the pelican, but the dogs playing table tennis are right over there

[Andy 60]

I think this thread could do with some confusion. Just to confuse the confusing confusers to a point of confusion so great that they will not be able to get unconfused from the confusion given by the confused and confusing confusers.

[Ana 15]

I'm sorry, but we must take this big blue blizzard buzzard back to the boss-man.

[Andy 60]

Okay. I'll never steal any clouds again.

[Master MJade 0]

i'm on cloud nine again today!!

[Ana 15]

Everything's coming up roses...

[Andy 60]

Pah! Who needs artichokes?!

[^Hal^ 1]

Well, the plumber needs leeks

[Bad furday 57]

*groans* Gosh Hal, my bad influence is rubbing off on you too!

[^Hal^ 1]

*grins* not really... Bad jokes runs in my family. On both my parent's sides.

[Andy 60]

My grandad is the funniest person I know.

he's 70 and his favourite sayings include:

"Look at all them old biddies going to get their pensions"

and while driving behind someone going slowly:

"They shouldn't let old people drive..."

[Ana 15]

My great-aunt always says "nifty"... anytime anyone says nifty, I crack up!

[Bad furday 57]

Well, that's nifty Ana!