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[Bad furday 57]

But not this time. Now, it's in the Stuff You Fill Your Friend's Shoes With When He/She's Not Looking Isle!

[^Hal^ 1]

Music is good. it helps you relax after a hard day

[Ana 15]

Swimming in the pool is hazardous to your health.

[Starstripe 0]

The cat said to the rat, "I have not got a hat, there's no need to run like that."

[Ana 15]

Simple Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.

[Bad furday 57]

And Brutus slew Caesar, and all that was heard, was his dying gurgle and wheeze.

[Ana 15]

Excuse me while I go get sick...

[Rogue 4]

several slimy sausages squirmed silently....

[Ana 15]

Somewhere in the far reaches of Tibet.

[Starstripe 0]

a monster was born... :eating:

[Ana 15]

And they called it.... Bill Clinton.

[Mitth'raw'nuruodo07 (BH) 0]

*looks around*

no i didnt!

*hits his head*

did i look at the sausage?

[Bad furday 57]

And he had a little bird as a friend, Her name was Monica, and she was a swallow.

[Rogue 4]

(rotfwwl!)

[Ana 15]

But the planets didn't like the cockroach much...

[^Hal^ 1]

lol furday... Cockroaches are the only creature that can survive in nuclear wasteland

[sarah 0]

Hello, children.

Don't stare at the phone too long or your eyes will pop out. :-?

So how is everyone doing back in school? I'm sooo bored there. I hate it.

I need to go now read some stupid book (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey). It's very boring.

Bye. :wave:

[Bad furday 57]

*Looks at swinging door* Whoa, Sarah just came and then left again. She lives!

[Pandora 77]

*shoves thread back proberly off course*

Blue chees is moldy.

[^Hal^ 1]

(well no sh---)

Green grass is green...

[Bad furday 57]

....except in Kentucky!

[Pandora 77]

Correct. Orange grass is pink in Montana....

[Sticks 1]

So why can't whales turn into crackers?

[Bad furday 57]

...And the warden said:

C'mon somebody, why don't you run?

Ol' Red's itching to have a little fun

Grab my lantern, grab my gun

Red'll have you treed 'fore the morning comes!

[Sticks 1]

I can't get up.