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[^Hal^ 1]

bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa....................

[Ana 15]

(No, he really will save us all. He goes to my school.)

Chicken! I'm gonna eat you!

[^Hal^ 1]

martians from Venus are coming to get you!

[Ana 15]

Great! I'll invite them over for tea, bowling, and a light snack.

[^Hal^ 1]

don't forget the table...

[Ana 15]

You forget, aliens can do very well on video games.

[^Hal^ 1]

video games? why would I want to do that...

[Ana 15]

Because all the mindless drones do it!

[Bad furday 57]

Does this mean we're cows?

[Ana 15]

Only on the first Wednesday of every month

[Starstripe 0]

... when it's not a leap year. But if it's Good Friday, we might be selected for the mongoose award, which would happen if the cows turn into fish on the shortest day of he year, but only where the moon touches the horizon. Clear? :Fade-color

[^Hal^ 1]

Hmm... It seems that this diagonal phase shifting inertial dampener is out of alignment with the green thingamajig....

[Ana 15]

No no no, it's because the thing isn't plugged in.

[^Hal^ 1]

What plug?

[Ana 15]

The one at your feet.

[^Hal^ 1]

what feet?

[Ana 15]

The feet sprouting from your head.

[^Hal^ 1]

sprouting? I'm not a gardener!

[Rogue 4]

(aparently...everyone is...)

Several geese grazed in the grass

[Ana 15]

So you say...

[^Hal^ 1]

(No rogue... everyone is a plant... some are weeds, some are flowers. Only a few people are gardeners)

Take two elephants with you!

[Rogue 4]

But I wanted the Giraffe !

[Ana 15]

No, I don't think I will, thank you so much.

[^Hal^ 1]

I think you should go to the top of a mountain and eat an acorn.

[Ana 15]

Don't think so much.