The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ana 15]

But she said to talk only to the Doritos.

[^Hal^ 1]

Mmm... I like Ice cream

[Ana 15]

Medium well, with a side of green salad.

[^Hal^ 1]

And then I says, "beat it kid, ya bother me"

[Ana 15]

Then the cottage-cheese bombs began to fall...

[^Hal^ 1]

and utterly annihilated the goats-cheese empire!

[Sticks 1]

It was a sad day indeed...

[Ana 15]

but who cares?

[Sticks 1]

Billy Bob could have died out there!

[Ana 15]

Who cares? He's the one who left Angelina!

[^Hal^ 1]

You can't get power convertrs at the Tosche station.

[Ana 15]

Gotta go to the moon and back.

[^Hal^ 1]

to fetch some jam and glasses...

[Ana 15]

Mary had a little lamb,

A little toast,

A little jam,

A little pie,

A little cake,

Then Mary had a stomachache.

[^Hal^ 1]

Mary was a victim.

[Ana 15]

... of tragic lack of internet.

[^Hal^ 1]

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

[Ana 15]

Because plaid is so the latest fashion!

[Sticks 1]

But silk is prettier in purple!

[^Hal^ 1]

CDs are a marvellous invention

[Corran_Horn2 0]

Japanese cars suck

[^Hal^ 1]

I think somebody needs to check the batteries in the moon.

[Ana 15]

But it's so much more fun to kill the cockroaches by hand!

[^Hal^ 1]

Ape-men in fluffy chicken suits!!

[Ana 15]

Super Froot Loop Man will save us all.