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[Link 3]

and yet again, the killer tomatoes arise...

[Bad furday 57]

Today's bloodbath was brought to you by the letter "M" and the number '"3"!

[Link 3]

Note to self: Stay away from Furday...

[Bad furday 57]

That's what she's said before and it never works! :lol:

[Link 3]

hey bite me!

[Starstripe 0]

FishWarriors attack Basttle Swans

[Ana 15]

But why?

[Starstripe 0]

because rusty daggers deal only 1-3 points of damage, but a keen dagger can deal 2-8. a Normal dagger deals 1-6. But the Rusty long sword does 1-4, and the rusty short sword deals 1-3 points. Clearer?

[Ana 15]

Clear as the air in the middle of a dust storm on Tatooine.

[^Hal^ 1]

Just like the transparisteel in the cockpit of a dying plastic shoe

[Starstripe 0]

We didn't start the fire

[Ana 15]

Nope, it was the large monkeys.

[Rogue 4]

What about ice cream?

[Starstripe 0]

it was always burning since the world been turning

[Bad furday 57]

She's real fine my 409!

[Starstripe 0]

It's a beautiful day the sky falls you feel like it's a beautiful day don't let it get away

[^Hal^ 1]

I have seen the light! It was blue...

[Sticks 1]

We didn't start the fire

Haha, I know this has nothing to do with this thread, but this is funny:

Some years ago a school in a town near us burned down. They played us in basketball that year, and at that game, our pep band started playing "We Didn't start the Fire" I guess we got a lot of dirty looks that day...lol

[Ana 15]

And so, as a Minion of Bastet, I declare that you all are winged sphinxes.

[^Hal^ 1]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

[Sticks 1]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge-Bob Squarepants!!!

[Bad furday 57]

Anubis wants your body. And or soul. Whichever suits him best I suppose.

[Sticks 1]

No! Mine, or I will help you not!

[Ana 15]

Fine, have it your way!

[^Hal^ 1]

I don't think so. I think you want to talk to the monkeylizard