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Monkeys are intelligent.

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green is a colour

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No the tadpole is not a toy

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no.. it's a rare vaiety of canadian monkey-lizard

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and they act like it's all our fault

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and they all lived happily ever after... until they died of old age

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Sounds... wait can't say it

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like headphones scraping against a foam wall? yeah I know...

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I'm telling you that flea is innocent!

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so is Hans, but try telling the judge and his cockerel advisor that...

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that's cheap

[Ana 15]

Well not all of us get $20 a week.

[^Hal^ 1]

yeah... most of us get $19.99 a week

[Ana 15]

But phone bills are so expensive...

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and then the poodle looked at the chihuahua...

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so is the fudge, but you don't hear the carpet complaining

[Ana 15]

Well I don't speak carpetese, and neither does Threepio.

[Rogue 4]

So what you're trying to tell us is the Jello jigglers are going to take over?

[Ana 15]

Only in Wyoming....

[Rogue 4]

That's a relief....I like my meatballs

[Ana 15]

Only without onions, the world is doomed.

[Rogue 4]

Ogres are like onnions!

[Ana 15]

But blue dye doesn't wash out well.

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Nor do pencil cases

[Bad furday 57]

You mean they smell?

Yes-uh, NO! Ogres have layers. Onions have layers!

But what about cakes? Cakes have layers too!