The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[^Hal^ 1]

well, whatever. My favorite always has been and always will be the duck-billed platypus

[Starstripe 0]

true. but the American knock-off, the grizzly, Is quite nice

[^Hal^ 1]

explosions are flammable, so don't play with matches

[Starstripe 0]

The trained Battle Swans are the enemy. They have air support, the pigdeon(sp?) light bomber, and naval capabilities. They are in an alliance with the CD-Roms. We must hunt them down.

[Ana 15]

There are no purple cows because no one has taken the time to genetically engineer one yet. Guess what I want to do when I grow up.

[Rogue 4]

Ana likes the color purple. I like light blue! :D

[Ana 15]

The team names are: Indiana Jones and the Oompa-Loompas of Doom, The Team Formerly Known as the Mighty Mice, The Radical Coho Dishwashers, Hey!, The Surfing Smurfs, and...... Spank in a Can!

[Starstripe 0]

and the home team is.... The Red Herrings!!

[^Hal^ 1]

but they don't have an ice-hockey rink to practice their archery on...

[Ana 15]

Then they should practice at the mall, shouldn't they?

[Link 3]

And then they ran like 700 times around the thing, then look over and realize it.

[Ana 15]

And then they ran through the sprinklers at 2:30 in the morning.

[Pandora 77]

Advanced Chemestry: if you have twelve oranges, how many monkeys are in Brazil?

[Ana 15]

Can I get back to you on that?

[Rogue 4]

Certainly not! The video game orchard must be tended to imediatly!

[Ana 15]

Yes sir, Mrs. Squarepants.

[Starstripe 0]

It's the cheese

[^Hal^ 1]

Big white wooly wugga-wugga

[Ana 15]

It was a one eyed, one horned, flying stupid people eater!

[^Hal^ 1]

Welcome to the legion of the llama

[Ana 15]

If you do the Macarena, the mosquitoes will not bite you.

[Link 3]

I was under the impression it was the big purple gorilla in the Mango grove.

[^Hal^ 1]

makes sense... I mean those supernatural gorilla-giraffe hybrids really can eat mangoes

[Link 3]

I never said Britney Spears looked like a rhino!

[^Hal^ 1]

she's more of a hyena really