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and you really think that jar of jelly is going to do something for you?

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You never know, drugs do strange things to people...

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I knew it! I told you that this calculator knew what a gate was!

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But you said the cat told that on thursday...

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It was in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "beware of the leopard"

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now assuming this is true, what could the midget have done with it?

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put the babel fish in his ear?

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I think slaty bartfast would have his super intelligent shade of blue on a plate if that happened

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Mind number three is odsessed with fish.

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cheese

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8.5

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uh huh.. you want some mango?

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got any wombats? Kangeroos? On the rocks?

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No, but I heard somebody shoved the wallaby into the old mine shaft

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what? again?

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nope...

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How can you say such a thing?

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It's quiet easy really. I just pick up my drink and throw it at a judge

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but then... the mongoose will...

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explode? yes, I know

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Mongooses are a limited resource, you know. It's not good to waste them

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lol maybe. anyway, it's mongeese. I find that badgers are far moe expendable

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Yes, I noticed that after I'd hit submit. Well, Stoats have as good a range, but they do have less punch.

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Have you ever tried beavers? I hear their tails pack quite a wallop

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yes, but the otter is much more versatile