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it must be something in the water

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Damn tadpoles... Always winning at football...

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and then there was Big Bird

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What is it with Hotdogs and beech trees?!

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I heard the monkeys were headed this way

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Yep, just hop into the mystery tour bus and drive off a cliff...

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pins and needles huh?

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nope, hammers and sickles

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SimCopter

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and then some

*sip*

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and then some more...

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more?? you dare ask for more?? (re: oliver twist..wait or was it david copperfield? i keep mixing the two)

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No, I'm asking for a lion tamer... duh!

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but monkeys are meant to be wild..

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Cucumber has several mystifying properties

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sometimes i wanna sleep and never wake up..

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I've tried that. It's not so great. Now, sleeping from 0830 to 1545, that's amusing.

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Bears look like bigger greener giraffes

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but giraffes look like smaller, redder mice. So how could... wait. I'm thinking! AAAAAAAAAAGH! :beer::beer::beer::beer:

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Screaming will hurt your pavement. Don't do it to the poor little tree

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Alright, who opened the barn door?

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It was colonel mustard, with the candlestick!

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No, Colonel Mustard in the garden with Ms. White!

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I really don't think the lawn knows much about calculus

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But they can be downright scholarly about fertilizer.