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But I was going down to the Tosche Station to pick up some nasty illnesses

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You can go insane with your friends after you've finished your editing

*sip*

[Pandora 77]

Is that a tortilla chip?

[^Hal^ 1]

Sounds like a wager to me.

[Pandora 77]

But aren't badgers dangerous?

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i preferred "smooth criminal"

*sip*

[Pandora 77]

Horesdraddish is not made from horses. At least i hope not....

[^Hal^ 1]

And here was me thinking that blue ink was some kind of writing tool.

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and they wonder why we are the way we are...

[^Hal^ 1]

B- b-but I wanted to go see the martians!

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go to DC!!!! (sorry I know it made sense but god its the truth)

[^Hal^ 1]

Heh heh heh... Those Power tools will never know what hit em...

[Pandora 77]

And the bananas will never know what they were thrown at...

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But the TV's missing!

*sip*

[Pandora 77]

No, the deepfryer is rgiht over there.

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Are you sure the fish tank will hold?

*sip*

[Pandora 77]

I'm more concerned about the lemons...

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They did it.

[^Hal^ 1]

Yes... It's a nice sunny day.

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I actually like the green ones

[^Hal^ 1]

yes.... I think that green makes a brilliant counterpoint to Dallas

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no the Force tried to kill her

[^Hal^ 1]

yep... she's now nothing but a stain on the sports page..

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Then there was that one time....

[^Hal^ 1]

Yeah... Clouds were blue and the sky was pink.